[NN] Ambassador's Report: Poland

Day 1,214, 03:55 Published in Austria Austria by NettoBoy






There's a great deal of things happening in ePoland right now, I've been waiting since CP election to write this article, but I couldn't publish it in the rush of new situations in ePL society.

OK, so let's start from the begining:



Leaving EDEN Poland decided to create brand new Alliance alled ONE: Organisation of the New Eworld

The new alliance associates Countries supporting so called NWO (New World Order). According to polls published in my prevoius report, members of ONE were predicable: Spain, Hungary, Serbia and... Indonesia.

The first action of brand new alliance was the Iran-Bulgaria battle, where the ONE defeated Panam and Eden forces.





New elected Country President Pierre Dzoncy chose his government:

MO😨 Viberus PL
vMO😨 Anike8, Azareusek, Maiden696, mordlulec, thorgoth, wuj0, mjuzikK, wapGO
Trainees: Winias, Tomek Kuska, Dean Blacken, corel123, Last Straw, ronavino


MoFA: Mr Grandma
vMoFA: mpakosh, Maniek M, johnny06, niziolek93
Trainees: albea, Jaskier de Pankratz, Siergiej_Orionov, Kmab

MoH: NowyNick
vMoH: Tefalmistrz, Aniol Zaglady, jakubekz1994, Iniesta
Trainees: loewnau, Michal Kasperowicz, Turlejoso, SevenMasterPL

MoE (Minister of Economy): zucha
vMoE: Kherehabath
Trainees: xenophob, Kmieciu1990, Kaemic

Government Spokesmen:
Dr. Infected, Sollf





After latest PP election, ePL citizens observed shocking situation: one of the oldest Polish party - PPP disappeared!

Article in yesterday's Polish news solved everyone's astonishment.

Polish Citizen Siergiej_Orionov was sick of the tyranny of current PPP President - Mixliarder

Long time ago decided to penetrate party structure, gain current PP's trust and in the nearest future win PP eletion and remove Mixliarder from Polish political scene.

He managed to reach it this month. As a result PPP was renamed for "Mniejszość Niemiecka" ("German Minority"), because of:








Yes, Poland and Germany reached an agreement concerning German regions, that are currently in Polish borders.

Germany lent to Polan😛

Brandenburg and Berlin (BBB, fruit)
Baden-Wurttemberg (BW, iron)
Thuringia (aluminium)

Poland opens RW in Rhineland-Palatinate in order to give it back to Germany.

Contract is valid for 2 months. Poland will be paying 50g for every month of renting.

Poland and Germany commit not to fight against themselves, exept training wars.
Moreover Germany agrees not to join Panam and not sign MPP with USA during contract.

Serbia will be neutral mediator to check if both sides respect signed agreement.




Yours