[MWC] 6 reasons to vote Leo Balzac for CP

Day 2,632, 13:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by mwcerberus
Interview with Leo balzac
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1.Have you ever lied? If yes when?

1) Yes. 2 minutes ago when I told Chaz that I liked him.

2. A hamster and a rabbit have sex, what would you call their offspring?

2) The answer is fairly obvious: A Ramitster

3. You are in a bar a rather sexy lady walks in, I personally bring bear traps to the pub in case of such occasions what is your capture method of choice?

3) I usually go the route of pleasant conversation. Usually focusing on the blunders of the Oberste Heeresleitung during WWI. If that fails, Rohypnol.

4. penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis vagina, what’s your favourite type of biscuit?

4) Shortbread. None of that store-bought crap either. Home made, with a solid pound of butter.

5. Serf’s term was defined by his banana fellatio, what kind of fellatio do you bring to the table?

5) I am an indiscriminate fellator. I fellate all comers, or is it cummers? I can't really remember now. There's something on my chin, isn't there?

6. Tigger, piglet, winnie the pooh and eeyore are stuck in a lift If the general consensus was to turn to cannibalism which should be eaten first.

6) Easily Piglet. He is young and supple. The longer he lives, the tougher his meat gets. Eeyore eats nettles, so he would be bitter. Tigger bounces too often so his meat would be sinewy and tough. Pooh, well his honey consumption is rivalled only by Wayne's Carling consumption, he would be much to sweet and may cause type II diabetes. So yes, Piglet it is.

Anything else you wish to say?

You don't have to vote for me, but if you don't I will find you and I will fellate you. Unless you're into that, and then in that case I will force feed you the aforementioned Tigger meat.


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