[MoSW] In Preparation of a Digby Victory !

Day 926, 00:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Horice G Fossil


Come the dawn of a Digby electoral victory the
Ministry will immediately begin it's vital work




We shall head out across the eUK spreading much needed
sillyness and educating the population in the M.S.S.W*


*Ministry Standard Silly Walk



Although this looks complicated it can
be split into 12 easy to learn steps :




1 - Erect start position
2 - The low Right knee raise
3 - The medium Right knee raise
4 - The turkey squat
5 - The high Right knee raise
6 - The Left reverse knee raise
(Hold this position)
7 - The forward lean
8 - Back to the medium Right knee raise
9 - The half squat with medium Left leg extension
10 - The Left leg reverse slide
(swinging immediately into)
11 - The Left leg lateral extension
12 - Finish with the high Right leg extension




In preperation of a Digby victory the Military
are being schooled in advanced silly walks





Horice Minister of Silly Walks 🙂





Do you have a silly walk and would like to obtain a Government grant to help you develop it ?
Then vote Digby and contact the Ministry of Silly Walks after the elections !




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