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[MoR-E] Black Friday

Day 2,565, 08:51 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Xander Kross

I hope you maggots have your fat bellies full of turkey and cranberry sauce, because now it's time to do PT until you puke it all back up. Training ground upgrades are on sale for the rest of the day.

Did you maggots know that there is a government program to help eCanadian citizens purchase these upgrades during sales? Well, there is, so get your asses in gear and contact the Ad Hoc Ministry of Health, Welfare and General Maggotry (that would be klop123) for a loan of 10 gold.

I'll repeat:
Contact klop123 for a 10 gold LOAN to take advantage of this sale. eCANADIANS ONLY.

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME 100 PUSH-UPS, MAGGOT! AND HURRY UP, YOU AIN'T GOT ALL DAY!

Comments

klop123 Day 2,565, 08:54

Lawkee Day 2,565, 08:56

Thedillpickl Day 2,565, 09:02

DO EET!

Utat Day 2,565, 09:21

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,565, 10:17

Xander Kross Day 2,565, 10:42

Transparency: I bought votes for this article.

PORTOFOLAS Day 2,565, 10:56

Too bad these surplus packs are crappy this time -.-.

Kippers Day 2,565, 11:16

GET YOUR LOAN TO UPGRADE YOUR TRAINING GROUNDS NOW!

FoxyTrotty Day 2,565, 12:56

This is Unacceptable!

Maragato0 Day 2,565, 13:12

HAIL CANADA !

o7 Klop

J.Canuck Day 2,565, 13:13

Huh. No hippie references.

Jingle bells and the joyful sounds of little children playing in the snow must be softening that cold black heart of Xander's.

Xander Kross Day 2,565, 13:23

http://tinyurl.com/lwaenmc

Mary Chan Day 2,565, 18:27

~hyuu~

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