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Welcome to the Ministry of Home Affairs debut article. Its full of goodies, and this is only the beginning! Be prepared, because once its started, of which it already has, it just can’t be stopped or contained! It’s like death, you know its coming for you in the end.

Introductions from the co-Ministers of Home Affairs;

ApronChef: Hallo, I’m the neighbourhood magick panda, always willing to help people. I’d just like to say two things; I do believe in unicorns, and there is gold at the end of the rainbow. Thats all.

FightAndProduce: O Hai, so if you haven’t noticed. Our boss WookieO, won the CP elections (Yay!) So now you have me as a co-MoHA. Yes, you have no choice. But to have me writing articles for your ‘enjoyment’ Along with our talented team of slaves MoHA’s.



ApronChef: FightAndProduce and myself are co-MoHA; most commonly known as The Communist Bro’s. I have has 5 terms as MoHA under his belt, and FightAndProduce has 3 terms under his, amassing a giant 8 months of MoHA experience. Not including our time as deputies or slaves.

FightAndProduce: We have the amazing CheetahCurtis, who does those epic overviews of wars. Which mean people who aren’t really into foreign affairs and wars can actually know what’s going on in the eWorld. He has served in the Domestics sector before, serving as MoE at least once before.

ApronChef: We also have LongShotzZ, our resident Dungeon Master who runs our Dungeons and Dragons games. Because he is so good at his job at running external gaming stuff, he’s been given the role of Minister of Entertainment, lets hope he can keep everyone entertained or risk being diced up and donated to the NHS. Chunks of LongShotzZ have a lot of energy in them.

FightAndProduce: The last and definitely the least (jk :3) is Robalbinio and Super Llama, Robalbinio is an experienced MoHA and Super Llama is our ministerial new player. Who will hopefully have a great chance to gain experience this month.

ApronChef: Its always nice to have newcomers have a go at what is seen as an oldfags realm. All of MoHA’s staff will assist each other whenever required, as they say; ‘No one is left behind’.

FightAndProduce: Definitely, all of us started out as slaves to the minister 😃. Or as we called them when I was starting out ‘Deputies’.

ApronChef: I’ve always called them slaves, because they are, they’re definitely pushed to do their best, most of them do break under the pressure of continuing the activity required, even I sometimes do when it gets a bit heavy. Without doubt though, this term will be different; there won't be a need to run and hide from each other, we’re all going to work cooperatively together.

FightAndProduce: As far as what we’re going to be getting up to this month. I can’t speak for all of the Ministry, but I have a few plans of my own for this month, and I’ll be looking forward to introducing them and also to see what everyone else in the ministry will be up to 🙂.

ApronChef: Indeed, I have a few things I’d love to get out, most of which will be tips and tricks on how to survive a rapidly changing game; especially the economy. Guides and things of the kind will be hopefully pumped out regularly, and it will assist players of all ages deal with the pressures of keeping up with expenses and even getting a bit of profit from it.

FightAndProduce: Excellent! Well I’m going to be keeping my ideas very close to me right now, so as to be mysterious :3.

ApronChef: How mysterious of you!

FightAndProduce: Yep, so that means you HAVE to check out the newspaper EVERYDAY >😃.



Summary of the team;

ApronChef & FightAndProduce; co-Ministers of Home Affairs.
CheetahCurtis; Minister of Education.
LongShotzZ; Minister of Entertainment.
Robalbinio & Super Llama; Slaves of the Ministry of Home Affairs.

Couldn’t find the exact figures of months of experience altogether for us all, but its definitely near the 1.5 years worth.

Its been a pleasure talking with you all, and I hope you are excited and pumped for the month ahead. I can tell you the entire MoHA team is ready for it. Make sure to keep watch of the feed, the newspaper, IRC, the forum and whatever other method we have at our disposal (by post, telegram, carrier pigeon and even by messenger grannies.), because we’re going to be everywhere. We’re watching you, yes you!

Lots of Love;
~ApronChef - co-MoHA

Thanks for Reading!
-FightAndProduce (co-MoHA)


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