[MoHA] Day 2,980 News From Around the World
eUK Home Office
Greetings, euK.
Recently I was thinking the media was going a bit sh*t (hence the banner). Possibly because I had published no articles, or more likely in spite of the fact that I had published no articles. Before some cheeky kunt gets the brilliantly original idea of doing one of those "Top 5 with no votes" articles, causing me to lose all hope in the game and devote myself to furthering my education in Candy Crush, I decided to have a look around the entire eWorld's media and see wtf that's all about.
Below is a selection of all the English language articles I could find that were available on Day 2,980 in the various countries, that were even the tiniest bit relevant or possibly entertaining to the average eUK citizen.
| United Kingdom
James Yorkchester Runs For Congress
Shock and horror today as James Yorkchester runs for congress. Also promises to interview MS10EL and Mr Woldy, so definitely looking forward to that. There's a bit of tasty banter going on in the comments between AMD and MS10EL as well, so be sure to check that out before they decide to get a room.
MOD Orders
Find out where to click here. Also get weps a bit cheaper. No gif at the end though, so it's a bit of a disappointment.
James Yorkchester Wants Your Feedback And Opinions
Yet more shock and horror in the eUK as James Yorkchester asks several questions. The most the eUK seems to muster in the response is:
Gurkha Gaming Runs For Congress
GG puts up a couple of bangin' tunes in the hopes of being elected to Congress. General consensus seems to be that this is a solid campaign.
Addaway is elected TUP PP
In a landslide victory Addaway has been crowned with the slightly dubious honour of being the PP of TUP in January, the biggest P in the eUK. Shock and horror etc
Viking World Returns
Gali's epic game returns - now with new features that are not buttons! Be sure to join for the epic bantz.
| United States
2-month-old player talks about the 2 months that culminated in him becoming a 2-month-old player
Also talks about how he copes with the trauma and struggle of having to be an eUS citizen.
2-day-old player considers running for President, cites Donald Trump as inspiration
He also runs a "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" competition on his newspaper. It is unclear as to whether Donald Trump had any influence on this.
| Romania
A Romanian Haiku
For some reason I find this very amusing. Like, it looks like English, but there's all these squiggly lines.
| Switzerland
Government Closes Parties Down To Avoid PTO
A very interesting development and really highlights the difference between our cultures, as in the eUK the government actually opens parties for PTOs.
| Thailand
Many People Enjoy A Snuff GIF
I don't really get it. Something about nuclear power? Some people in the comments say the article was published out of "butthurt", but I am sure the man in the first GIF actually DIEDED IRL.
| Bulgaria
Article With Cat Pictures Gets Over 20,000 Pageviews
...according to the counter the author put at the bottom. While I'm sceptical, this is the Internet, so you can never really be sure.
"Poland Balls" (?) Thing
If that's your fetish...
| Bolivia
Where Is The CP?!
What is hilarious is that the guy publishes his tirade about the CP's absence, the lack of military orders and the poor MoFA in three languages, and the CP just answers him literally:
| Belgium
Newspaper Competition
Interesting competition asking Belgians to choose their Newspaper of the Year for 2015, out of the winners of "Newspaper of the Month". Interesting idea to encourage media activity, eh? Someone get MoHA on that!
| Australia
Pictures of Cuddly Animals Gains Nearly 20,000 Pageviews
According to my own estimates. While I'm unsure what this has to do with anything, you can't deny those animals are pretty damn cuddly.
| Canada
The Only Article In Their Media...
...is a guy philosophising about the possible words that start with "B"?
| Germany
German Guy Hates On His Dictator
Not the first time it's happened...
| Georgia
Georgia NE's Iran
And asks for help.
| France
Guy Gives Away French Fries
a.k.a. 10 Q7 food.
| Denmark
Impossible Contest
Guy is giving away a total of 100,000cc in three prizes if he gets to 1000 subscribers.
He currently has 191.
Oh yeah and there's a picture of a naked lady, in case you wanted to show your grandmother.
| Nigeria
Sharp-eyed User Catches Multis
With innovative names like "dsfsdfdsfs" and "jbsjbajfajba", no one but MandiBitola could have guessed that these were not long-term accounts.
In a nice touch, he does appeal to the person behind the accounts to stop trying to overthrow the government through multis and to just do it the normal way.
| Ireland
Massive Survey Results
A lot of people went to a lot of effort. Verdict: Mildly interesting
Cows
One man went to a bit of effort. Verdict: wtf
| Chile
Cunning Citizen Recruitment Method
Should MoHA do this? Is it ethical?
| Malaysia
Strange Facebook Video
Of some very old women dancing. *unzips*
| Hungary
Free Art Lessons
Yet another article parodying the new buttons. eUK did it better.
| India
Helpful Stats For MU Tournaments
One man went to a lot of effort to create a table that shows the number of kills required per fighter to take down a building. Whoa.
| Israel
Much Ado About Newbs
What to do wit 'em? Much discuss.
Israel/Georgia NAP
| Netherlands
Interview With A Swedish Dude
robin
Analysis on the Wars by That Pancake Dude
van
Government Gives Away Free Stuff, See If You Can Pretend You're Dutch And Get It
persie
| Macedonia
Literally One Dude Controls The Media
Basically consisting of articles with a title and a gif. Basically like a shit version of 9GAG in eRepublik. No one has thought of this idea before, surely. Completely original. He's like the Steve Jobs of the media module.
So yeah. You might think the eUK media is sh*t but obvs it's not as sh*t as the rest of the eWorld. Keep up the good work bruvs
This has been your MoHA team, full of diehard Die Antwoord fans
Frix "Turnin' Tricks" of the Cloud
Sir Jimmy "Please Don't Hit Me" Savile
Reginald "KK" Kray
Pugg
Comments
ahahaha, Macedonia is not always like that.. One troll to control the media xD
still nice however 😛
nice overview, hope you continue o7
great article!
Awesome article. 🙂
THAT GIF MAKES ME GO BATSHIT PLEASE REMOVE IT I BEG YOU ;_;
o7
haha great
Clearly Nigeria stole our banter