[MoFA] The Gangbang Story

Day 2,512, 08:22 • Published in Netherlands Netherlands • by Ministerie van Buitenlandse Za


Once upon a time, 3 countries met up in a small Indian café drinking slave made Turkish coffee with Empanadas filled with shellfish and some freshly baked Pokladnice from a Croatian run Indian bakery.

The Croatian man wearing silly checkered clothes, the Hot Chilean (Being tracked and observed by the Garmr State Police) and the Turkish kebab shop owner all agreed they need a new place which they can hire workers to make more Turkish coffee and kebab, workers to bake those yummy Croatian doughnuts (Not Donut those silly Muricans) and workers to make that hot delicious empanada filled with shellfish (Not so delicious)

So.

They all went to China for a gangbang joined by the Paraguayan man with a Pira Coldo.

Unfortunately after hearing it late it led our Not so Polish but Dutch Military man Kaczy in tears as we are bit late to join the gangbang which is supported by the Pakistanis. So no Pancakes to be made in China 🙁


Poor Kaczy


Strangely the Stupid Chinaman is going to sit there drinking Chinese Tea and watch the gangbang take place and to cover the gangbang we’re going to send Trannsvaal to China to steal that money.


Chinaman don’t care, Chinaman don’t give a flying monkey


Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Arcanic Mindje

Minister of Foreign Affairs,
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Secretary of State of Foreign Affairs,
Laura Andreea
Secretary of State of Foreign Affairs,
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