[MoFA] Roommates

Day 2,027, 20:47 Published in Canada Canada by Shoi12


Ayo 😁

Don't complain to us cuz we'll hear Nunavut. But don't worry. Anything Yukon do, we can do better.

Mes amis, the Dutch. Such a friendly people. I love them. Don't you? They want to be in Asgard with us, partly because of us. They believe in fighting TWO, just like us. They know the pain of being wiped for months, like us. They know the difficulty of being the underdog. It's tough...very tough.

I want to help the Netherlands. But standard methods of going to their occupier and socking them in the gut won't be easy. It's Poland. Not a weak country, Poland. Other than a flash in the pan for congress every few months, the Netherlands can't do anything against the Poles in terms of long term security in the region without paying money for their own land. Frankly, they're in a pickle.

But here's an idea. Our team is working tirelessly towards liberating this nation, through war or peace. It doesn't matter how, but we will be free. And I'd like to ask a huge favor from you, the Canadian people.

When we are free, we will have the 13 provinces and territories we deserve back in our grasp. The Dutch have always been a friend, and if it comes to war, they have already pledged their undying support. How can we repay them? How about giving them some regions?

Am I getting ahead of myself? Perhaps. But I've tossed this idea around for months, and it looks like we might finally be able to carry it out. But of course, we want the approval of the people first. I want to give some regions to the Netherlands, both as a gesture of friendship to the Dutch, and to help them with their quest into Asgard. The main argument is that them having congress isn't viable, and that liberating them would be a hassle. In our safe midst, it wouldn't be an issue, right?

Now, this will take a lot of effort, but it's possible. The Netherlands has an airstrike, and they have won regions for a short duration in the past. Difficult? Yes. But doable. We have plenty of time to try. And give a few strong CoT MPPs and coordination, and the airstrike wouldn't be impossible in the slightest. What's the plan afterward? Here's the general idea.

We have 13 regions, but not 13 resources. We, in fact, have plenty of duplicate resources. I want to give perhaps as many as 4 regions to the Netherlands. They had 4 before the pink brigade stormed in and burned down Amsterdam, so it's what they deserve. Which four? How about Yukon, Northwest Territories, British Columbia, and Alberta?

Whoa whoa whoa. Giving regions away? Never! Is that what you're thinking? Well, calm down. There are three major concerns there would be. First, we'd lose bonuses. Second, Netherlands can't hold the regions anyway. Third, it's not worth the effort.

Now, giving those regions away seems, at first glance, to be a horrid mistake. But no worries. First off, we have spare deer, fish, aluminum, and cattle. We can give these regions to the Netherlands, and they can enjoy nice 60/20 bonuses, some of the nicest they've seen in years. And this comes at no detriment to us. Second, don't worry. We might have to help them hold onto the regions, but the detriment is minimal at worst. And if you're afraid of an enemy airstriking them (a genuine concern), not to worry. We border them, or America borders them. They can't take the Netherlands down without going through us 🙂

And of course, why wouldn't it be worth it? The Dutch may not be a powerhouse, but they are one of our closest, truest, most loyal friends that we have in this game. Why shouldn't we help an ally? And besides, there's that little thing called rent fee. Personally, I'd be happy to just give the Dutch the regions. But I'm sure that the Dutch would be happy to pay a small fee for the lands. A reasonable something, but something all the same. That helps cover any costs we have for holding onto their regions as well.

I love the Dutch. They're swell guys. It will take some time for this idea to come about. But don't you want to help out a true bro like the Dutch? It's the least we can do 🙂

Let me know what you guys think about the idea! Any feedback is welcome ^.^

Until next time, take care!


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