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Day 1,478, 04:42 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia

• by Foreign Office

G'day folks,

Due to unforeseen circumstances relating to seizure of some dodgy goods and a jewelled encrusted dildo, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is once again serving community service to this great country by recruiting you!

The role of the Ministry is to ensure we communicate with those nice folk from across our hollowed seas, and to ensure that we have a respectable view amongst society. However, unlike most diplomacy folk across the flatness (Eratosthenes is a liar), we will assign tasks depending on tasks requiring completion, rather than just giving you a few countries and let you get on it with (ya know, the effective way).

Also, Thomas gives extra brownie points to whoever can come up with the most original insult for me (damn you!)

So, does that sound interesting to you? If so, you are all heartless bastards and should die in a fire for wanting to hurt m... oh, you want in on the respectable bit? Well, come on in then!

Positions

Envoys
Article writers
Under Minister (tbd)

But there's more!

For all you lucky chaps that manage to complete an entire month of hard labou... I mean, great service to your nation, you will be rewarded with a fabulous prize. No, it's not a motorboat, but close! Every worker will qualify for a £200 reimbursement for every task they complete and at the end of the month the one who serves the best coffee (i.e. the best worker) gets a fabulous gift.

Does that sound good to be true? It better be (I never got it during my time as a worker ;_😉 <--- McAfee being the old fag 🙂

How to apply

You can either holla at myself (McAfee01) or Mittekemuis a message in game or on the forum, and we'll get to work on looking over your application (bribery is not just welcomed, but encouraged!)

Yours truly,

McAfee01 & Mittekemuis

Ministers of Foreign Affairs

Comments

holbs Day 1,478, 04:48

\o/

Rawdon Day 1,478, 04:55

😁

Mr Woldy Day 1,478, 05:04

jewel encrusted whut

Nosyt Day 1,478, 05:49

~hyuu~

McAfee01 Day 1,478, 08:53

Woldy: So you realised the one in your secret cabinet was a fake then?

Jude Connors Day 1,478, 10:29

Wait: You guys now have to PAY people to do government work?

F-F-F-F-FAIL

McAfee01 Day 1,478, 12:21

Jude: Offering incentives to workers is a great way to reward those who contribute to the running of the executive. Why shouldn't they feel rewarded for all the hard work they put in?

Elvis Trout Day 1,479, 05:01

I think they should be paid more. How many workers will you be hiring? Because I'll donate a few thousand if it goes to the workers. I remember my first ministry job was very confusing and there was very little motivation to stick at it. I think ministry jobs should be lucrative, there's nothing wrong with that as long as noobs get a piece of the pie.

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