[MoFA] eMY, ePak, eThai, eIndo & LOL

Day 2,085, 03:53 • Published in Pakistan Serbia • by Nyx Lynx


I sensed disinformation floating around in Malaysian media and I’m being asked questions, therefore I am writing this article to provide some clarity.

eIndonesia and ePakistan:

Indonesia is a straightforward nation, talks will be done directly and eMY needn’t be worried about us. Although such a concern is quite charming indeed, I guess we have enough officials on both sides to handle it comfortably.
Sort of Tiff with Malaysia?

It all started with NaN where ePak and eMY were allies.

Malaysia was without regions occupied by Thailand and Indo. Pakistan decides to help eMY get few regions back so they could build economy and grow their community.

Now it is no BREAKING NEWS that we are good friends with Thailand (dunno why eMY appears SHOCKED like an electrocuted kitty thrown into a bubblebath with a hairdryer every time they hear this).

Thais don’t trust eMY but we asked them to help out so being wonderful friends they agreed.

First there was a NAP and according to the terms of it, there was a COLLATERAL amount that was to be deposited with a third party, ePakistan

It was only a formality so that eMY wouldn’t break the deal. eMY said they couldn’t deposit that amount, so TheJakal, our CP put his own money as collateral. (Talk about going out of the way to help 😛)

eMY gets the region and guess what? Their MoD starts an RW. They say it was rogue and only for missions.

But the point is, they broke the NAP which St0l3n (ex-CP of epakistan + ex Consul of NaN) had written and it was pretty standard.

Also, it wasn’t just anyone, was it? It was the MoD of Malaysia.

Even if it were to be considered rogue, why did eMY fight with all guns blazing? There could have been immediate articles, DO orders or shouts on feed asking not to fight against eThais.

None of the above happened because the whole rogue thing was bollocks and many of the eMY citizens wanted to fight against Thais.

But the MoFA of eMY insisted upon being innocent, we gave him the benefit of doubt and restarted the negotiation where Thailand would just give the regions for free and a new NAP would be written.

This however ended up being a MASSIVE headache especially for TheJakal, TheCaliph and St0l3n as it was like babysitting a bunch of toddlers on sugar rush.

I personally enjoyed chuckling on the sideline when Mhifzan, eMY MoFA was calling the Thai negotiator “a retard boy” on numerous occasions. Strange words of endearment to be used when you are in the middle of a serious negotiation getting regions for free methinks.

You should check out the logs, although they are tedious due to the repetitious nature of the eMY MoFA involved, I assure you they are hilarious.

It goes something like this. (Summarized by Nyx Lynx 😁

(St0l3n : “XYZ”
Mhifzan: “No it is XYZ”
St0l3n : “Yeah that is what I said – X Y Z”
Mhifzan: “No you didn’t say X Y Z, you said X Y Z.”
St0l3n: “Mate you are not listening. I said XYZ”
Mhifzan: “No you are not listening. It is XYZ”) x 100

Mhifzan: “retard boy”
Thai negotiator: “Don’t call me that. Apologize”
Mhifzan: “Why should I apologize? What are you? A retard boy?”
Thai negotiator: “This negotiation is over”
Mhifzan: “hahaha look retard boy”


Any person above the age of 6 would have loved this deal where you get regions back for free. It is like having your cake and eating it too. Then why did eMY choose to throw the cake on the face of someone who brought the cake to them?

Ah but there is actually a sane reason for that. eMY doesn’t like eThais. They prefer eIndonesia. There is absolutely no problem with that as it is THEIR CHOICE. But my contention is,

If this was the case, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SO!

We would have minded our own business and why would we want to shove regions down your throat when you want to stay wiped?
FAQ

1. Did ePakistan have anything to gain? NOPE
2. Did ePakistan lose time? YEAH

Net result for ePakistan: ZERO + headache – NaN
(Although eMY is not entirely to be blamed for our exit, it did add somewhat to the end decision.)

Lesson learnt by ePakistan: “Don’t help those who don’t want to help themselves”
End result: Airstrike! 😃

Real reason for Airstrike:

We are a fun-loving community and also wanted to get TP and BH medals. You would have also noticed the international contest, which was a huge success. We don’t have that many enemies, so as a Malaysian in his article concisely put it, “Malaysia – Why the F not?” 😃
To eMalaysia:

Better luck next time and Mhifzan thanks for the lulz 😃

- Nyx Lynx
(Expert summary writer)