[MoFA] David vs Goliath

Day 2,153, 18:58 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia • by Foreign Office


7 days ago the United Kingdom got the news we were to be invaded by Norwagia



Panic ensued in Britain it was a scary time a large military power was bearing down upon eUK and it looked like we would have no chance of winning….

Why?

Firstly population size
While United Kingdom has 1,989 citizens according to eRepublik

Norwagia has 1,981,265 citizens according to eRepublik


They outnumber us 996:1 so for every eUK citizen there’s almost 1,000 Nowegyianies it looked like crazy odds, odds no one could best and it only gets worse

According to egov4you eUK has only 568 daily actives

and Norwagia has 3,981,780 actual active fighter


Meaning we were actually outnumbered in real terms 7010:1 YES over 7,000 Nowegyianies for every Brit

Our salvation

Faced with these incredible odds it looked as if we would surely lose but one man stood up he said ‘YOU SHALL NOT PASS’ that man was Gandalf and he was on time as usual


Gandalf started an intensive scheme with 1 intention to DEAFEAT Nowegia

Firstly we watched the film 300, 300 TIMES


Then we turned to religion we read the story of David vs Goliath 200 times each


Then we equipped our weapons and armour


and we stood ready for the Nowegyianies.



The battle raged on for 7 long long days
Official 7 day battle report.

I met this girl on Monday
took her for a drink on Tuesday
we were making love by Wednesday
and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday we chilled on Sunday

we chilled on Sunday eUK quite the sentiment

At the end of the battle 1 country remained and that was the eUK we survived against great odds and it has honestly brought us together as a country a kind of bromanship that can not be bought only earned


Together eUK together we can face any challenge any odds thrown at us and come out on top

Written by mwcerberus (and as such all hate should be directed to me)
with love from
The MoFA Team
Count Drakula & mwcerberus - MoFA
CottonPicken, Tim Holtz & Ash Brandon – dMoFA