[MoF] We Are eUK, Hear Us Baw!

Day 2,618, 19:32 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Bank of England





Hello eUK,

Its me, Wayne the Guv'nor bringing you the latest news with regards to your hard earned tax money and what the mighty Serfdom has been doing with it.

After meticulously going through the eUK financial records with a fine tooth comb, adding up, taking away, multiplying here and dividing there, I can confidently state here today on record that every penny is accounted for. For those of you with a more suspicious mind, I present you with a link to the record books right HERE for you all to double check.

As can be seen, the eUK is in a poor state of affairs, many eUKers are vastly richer than the Government at the moment, some of you even have a better income too.

Multiple thefts of the vaults, numerous AirStrike attacks on our fair nation and pretty much constant fighting for nearly a year can have a seriously damaging effect on even the best of eCountries. We are not the only country in eRep that are skint, in fact, we are in a better state then some of the strongest and most populace eCountries in the eWorld...




That's right eUK, as the more eagle eyed among you may have noticed, eUK is richer than the mighty eArgentina! I take full credit for this momentous achievement, the ideas and fiscal policies I have taken since gaining office are undoubtedly the sole reason for this turnaround in our fortunes. Not only have we overtaken an 'eSuperpower' with regards to our financial prowess. My advice and technical skills in the eMoney Market has seen the eUK's coffers nearly double, at the same time enabling our CP SerFartsalot to sign the most MPP's we have held in over a year.

It shouldn't shock you too much. You already know I'm as good, if not slightly better, than I claim to be...


Wayne's Next Great Idea...

After a brief discussion on IRC about possible ways to expand on our successes and make the Government even more money, I struck upon a fantastic way to increase our reserves. Naturally, being a member of Dental Corps, I not only run faster, jump higher and make love better then the average eUKer, I also hit harder than the average eUKer.

With people finally clicking on to the fact Currency wins you battles, the Combat Orders market has recently exploded. Being D3, I'm in a prime position to take advantage of this fact. While D1 and D2 offer the most cc per million, D3 is where the real money is made. With enough strength and rank every hit on the battle field for me is pure profit.

Back of the cigarette packet calculations have proven the theory...



I propose for eUK's Congress to send me 200,000cc, sent to the most secure org we have, Dental Corps' The Vangabonds. With this money we will set about buying up as many Q7 tanks as 200k allows, at the cheapest price we can. With these Q7 tanks, I will set about scouring the eWorld looking for the best active CO's on offer and hitting for all I'm worth until every Q7 is gone from my storage. That, eUK is a promise.

I'm a man of my word.







Oh yeah, I almost forgot...





We richer than eCanada too... we truly do eLive in good times!