[MoF] Bank of England - Financial Report 2nd-8th July
Bank of England
The Books
Treasury: £162,615 ---> £168,701 (as of 23:54)
Long-Term Deposits: £200,000
Tax Income: £4,018 (-£733 compared to last report)
Loaned Organisations Income: £5,830 (Org rental & profits)
MPP Fees: £0 (No MPPs signed since Ukraine in last report)
Market Log
Gol
😛287 UP 4.96%
Food (Q5): 0.33 DOWN 13.16%
Weapons (Q7): 7.05 DOWN 3.95%
Welcome to another edition of how getting wiped ruins the economy…
I’m your new host, WookieO, and I shall be totting up the figures, baking the pies in the charts, garnishing the gold reserves and of course, counting the pennies this month.
As Appleby’s Minister of Finance I have been tasked with letting you know how low the eUK’s cash reserves fall week by week, but hopefully in as entertaining a manner as is possible when you’re dealing with accounting.
So for my first
And our lost tax to Argentina:
Ministry of Silly Walks grants
If you haven’t read the first article from the MoSW, then I would definitely take a gander at it. I am ecstatic to announce, as confirmed in the article, that there will be grants offered to those in need of MoSW assistance.
Having poked my head into the eUK’s vaults a number of times in the past few days though, I have noticed that unfortunately the nation cannot offer these grants from the Treasury, as we are almost potless. The good news however is that I have stumped up a whopping £500 of my own cash to help those eUKers who are in need of sillier walks.
I shall make the funds available to Mr Kant when he finds his needy souls to assist in ever sillier walking.
And now for something
Organisation Loans
My first job once in office was to contact all those who had loaned an org last month and to extract rent from those who wished to continue using those orgs for this term. We charge a mere £1k to rent one of these fine British organisations, so if you do fancy a flutter on the markets for a month it really is a good deal.
There are currently five orgs available to loan for your transactions on the monetary market when you’ve exceeded your player 10g limit. If you’re interested send me a PM and £1k and I’ll message you the login details.
Available Orgs
-Department of Munitions
-Royal Navy Advertee Unit
-UK Army VI
-UK Army VII
-UK Army VIII
Until next week….you’ll be you and I’ll be
WookieO
eUK Minister of Finance and Governor of the Bank of England
Comments
I work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I have to pay...
Ain't it sad.
And still there never seems to be a single penny left for me...
That's too bad.
I've endorsed the article. Looks like you need the extra cash.
It may be worth clicking the 'Show as Table' tab instead of the graph when trying to show our Income loss to Argentina. That way we can track exact figures for our reparations we undoubtedly will be expecting.
You ask and I deliver....
We haz monies right?
o7
These figures look better than my personal eFinances. I can't see what the problem is.
Undoubtedly the greatest comedy sketch of all time.
Endorsed!
Voted and endorsed.
Recovery from a total wipe will take quite a bit of time. A negotiated initial step is really the only viable option to us - military action against a numerically superior force was doomed. What is really needed here is to recruit a couple of hundred new eUK citizens!