[MoEnt] First Minister of Entertainment article. 2500CAD prize to be won!

Day 2,667, 11:16 Published in Canada Canada by Oinyo


So welcome everyone to contest one.
Thanks to our mighty and generous Dictator we have a large pool of money to support these contests for the country.

Our first contest will start today and will end in 2 days. Winner is chosen by likes to their entries and in the case of a tie.. Rylde will choose the winner.

Make the funniest caption for this comic.


You can keep it the same, Change it or mutilate it in any way you want as long as it is funny and can be recognized as coming from this comic.

Winner gets 2,500.00 CAD!!!

Good luck!





I am the bringer of life.
I am the model who all others wish to look like.
I can bench press more than you ever will be able to.
I am the goal you will never reach.
The man....
The legend..
The one you pray to at night..
The one you wish you were...
The mountain of molten lust...
Gods gift to all of humanity...
I'm the humblest person on Earth, I'm so humble that I make the Dalai lama look like Kanye West by comparison.
Utter and complete perfection wrapped up in the most lusted after human to ever be gifted to this planet..


~Oinyo