[McAfee01] It's a Long Way to the Top ~ A Presidential Candidate's Introduction

Day 1,350, 11:49 • Published in United Kingdom USA • by McAfee01


Ohai guys

It’s that time of the month again, and for the first time in 2 months, we have been gifted a presidential election free from tyrannical influences. As such, it would be my honour to throw my hat into the ring for this once in a eLifetime opportunity, to become the UK’s Prime Minister.



As this is just an introductory article to my intentions, I shall spare you the tedium of reading my ramblings. However, over the following days, I shall outline the changes of my manifesto, alongside all the other items of interest one can expect for a successful presidential candidate.

However, due to my inability to do a Keers and rule all aspects of government under my pudgy grasp, I shall be opening up all minister applications now, for your loving applications. Candidates can contact me via PM or by messaging me on our very own national forum.



Minister of Home Affairs - x1

As the craftsman and numero uno of all Domestic matters within our great nation, his responsibility needs no introduction (mainly because I’m a tad lazy). It must be stressed that even though, as the man with the disproportionally sized plan, I still expect my minister to bring ideas that can ever improve on the foundational ideas I set forth in my manifesto.

Minister of Foreign Affairs - x1

Another exciting arm of our Government’s administration, our Foreign Affairs ministers duty is to work alongside myself towards the development of our policy, and ensure that those friendly folk beyond the vast wasters of the Emerald Isles can rest easy. That and become my eternal (censored).

Minister of Work - x1

Catering for all our Government’s glorious RM needs (anyone thinks this should be our ministry slogan?)

Minister of Defence - x1

I honestly encourage everyone to apply for this role, if your name isn’t Rawdon.Other than that, all I can say is that we will look at introducing moar reform and some juicy goodness for our militias (more to come in subsequent manifestos).

Minister of Finance - Filled

Blame Emergy :3

Minister of Communicative & Legislative Affairs - x1

Oh yes, yes, yes! Don’t we all love a dark horse? As part of a new policy I shall be developing throughout this month, I will be looking re-introducing TWO PREVIOUS MINISTRIES under one area. Although to be furthered expanded upon during my Domestics manifesto, this ministry’s responsibility will be to primarily bring transparency direct to the comfort of our citizens inbox. And if I win the following presidential election, I shall be seeking immediate congressional approval through the repeal of the Section 2 of the Leadership Act. But more of that at another time 😉

Other than that, that’s about it for today... But for now, let me ask. Are you Ready for a good time?

Jus’ sayin’