[Mav] Rise of DIK GRANDE

Day 1,150, 10:19 • Published in India India • by Mav10 DK
Diktatory Warning: Criticism will NOT be tolerated! Read or be shot on sight! Don't be a Dik.
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Day 1150 | Article #39 | Version 1.0 | Tag: Diktarorial Address

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Dawn of the Dinosaurs

In the past few days I've been seeing many old players returning to the game, as well as many enthusiastic new Citizens joining our fold. My good friend, and truly my first mentor, kansarasumit; DPI old dog, and the voice of reason, Vigi; grand old man, ex-CP, Anjan Sarkar, and to everyone old and new, A GRANDE SALUTE!



Survivor

For all those here with us at this time, know that you are to be witness to & part of the MOST SIGNIFICANT PHASE OF eINDIAN HISTORY!

Why? Because YOU will make it so!

eIndia has always been in a critical position on the eWorld stage, constantly surrounded by hostile neighbors, possessing much coveted resource-rich regions, low defensive capabilities due to an insignificantly low population, and our status in the eWorld has always been shaky at best!

We, however, have survived. We have fought back time and again against forces always greater than us. We have had rough times, have been wiped off the map countless times, and have ALWAYS COME BACK STRONGER!



Time to Rise

We have done things we can truly been proud of; made awesome friends from across alliances and borders; even done things we aren't proud of. But whatever be, we have always survived.

I say enough is enough. Enough of surviving. Its time to RISE & BE RESPECTED!

We have the potential to be a much bigger player on the world stage, given our strategic location, potential for a massive population (13 million Internet users in India!!), and intelligent players guiding the nation towards greater glory!

What we need is seemingly simple, but most difficult - population boost, and all eIndians working together as ONE Unit! We need EVERYONE to CONTRIBUTE their MOST precious resource - not gold, not damage, but TIME!!!

We have talked enough. Now is the time for a**-kicking action.

RISE OF DIK GRANDE

Lets face it, our current system sucks! As many of the recent articles have been pointing out, we have a mostly dysfunctional government at the present moment! Our President is absconding (last reports say he has been spotted in Russia, posing as some Ivan), our MoD Ashwamedh & DMoD Miles247 are busy making babies, our MoF Devoid is having connection problems (don't ask with what), and ghosts roam our Internal Affairs offices!

What we need is a DIKTATOR!!

I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF AS THE GRANDE DIKTATOR OF eINDIA, DIK GRANDE! THIS IS A COUP. I HEREBY DECLARE THE PRESIDENT A PRISONER OF THE STATE (when he can be located), THE ARMY UNDER MY COMMAND!

ANY ONE WHO DARES OPPOSE ME - OFF WITH THEIR ****!!!



What Do I plan to do? I hereby do away with all 'posts', 'ministries' - we don't need any dead 'wood'.

EVERY CITIZEN OF eINDIA IS HEREBY GIVEN THE GO AHEAD - DO YOUR OWN THING, JOIN THE UPRISING, CHALLENGE THE STATUS QUO, BE HEARD, BE COUNTED, BE YOUR OWN SLAVE!

To help you become the Master of your OWN destiny, I shall lead you in the forthcoming days - I shall show you the glory of a truly UNITED INDIA! I shall open your eyes to YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL!

I am doing a census of eIndians - please take the time to fill in this form I'm sending to ALL eIndians in ALL nations! Its a comprehensive index, so please excuse the length. The info is confidential, and will only be used for the infrastructural development of eIndia! Please let me know if you haven't received it by tomorrow.

All current 'Ministers' - if you want your lives spared, talk to me NOW, and become part of the MACHINE!

Your Mavodiktus,
~ Mav aka DIK GRANDE ~
Editor, The Dodge Chronicles
First Knight, The DODGE Order


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Previous Ego-boosters:
The Philosophy of eIndia ~ Respect: A Tribute to eRepublik ~ eRepublik Admin on Twitter: "the article is close to a definition of what eRepublik should represent to the bigger part of the player-base. Respect!" / Make Each Day Count / eFreedom - Are You A Free Citizen? / Rules of the Game ~ A Congress Election Manual / Do I sound Prime Ministerial enough? / I AM HERE!!! [Part I] / I am Game! / Lead India! Lead The World! / Be The Fourth Frog / eIndia Needs You Now! / Its A Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Rock n Roll / Let's Dance! Rawwwwr! / The end draws near / Who Wants Some Pizza? / Kick Dio B*** / Keep The Faith / Don't Panic / Salute to China-EDEN


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