~Lighten Up, Erep~

Day 467, 18:35 • Published in USA USA • by Benn Dover

All this jibber-jabber about imperialism, bugs, and political takeovers have gotten a lot of people down, so I'm going to start a competition that will benefit us all.

Ever seen my profile pictures? No? You're probably blind; I'm not so sure how you're even playing this game (does the internet offer braille'd browsers?). For the rest of the world who appreciates a sexy, exotic, or otherwise delicious looking women, you're in for a treat.

Over the next 30 days, I will be changing my profile picture enough to make a little kid very upset. Every single day there will be a new wimmin. "How does this benefit me?" one might ask. The answer is simple and two-part. First of all, who doesn't like a beautiful young lady to stare (fap) at? The essence of beauty contributes to an augmented morale - morale much needed for those away in the Mexican war. Alone, sweaty, and tired, a slutty pic goes a long way.

Even aside from the BS aforementioned, you can win money! That's right; every day, there will be a new contest. The FIRST person to message me and guess correctly who the women in my profile picture is will get 25 USD. Keep an eye out, because this picture is going to change on a daily basis. Look at my shout to see if I have changed the picture for that particular day or not.

So, let's review the bonuses of partaking in this competition:

Happiness (morale)
Wealth (USD)
Wimminz (wimminz)

Need I say more?

I will be publishing a recap article 30 days from now. Keep an eye out!

March 01: Kelly Brook. Winner: Nick1753
March 02: Uma Thurman. Winner: Blitzwithlimes
March 03: Gisele Bundchen. Winner: Jensapensa
March 04: Jessica Alba. Winner: James Von Heedy
March 05: Misa Campo. Winner: Perryx
March 06: Miranda Kerr. Winner: Jaz Razzle
March 07: Adriana Lima. Winner: Perryx
March 08: Rachel Bilson. Winner: Jensapensa
March 09: Ursula Meyes. Winner: Simcon
March 10: Megan Fox. Winner: TsarVandall

Thanks for reading,
~Benn Dover~

P.S. -- If you're into contests, then try out the eLottery!