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~Lighten Up, Erep~
All this jibber-jabber about imperialism, bugs, and political takeovers have gotten a lot of people down, so I'm going to start a competition that will benefit us all.
Ever seen my profile pictures? No? You're probably blind; I'm not so sure how you're even playing this game (does the internet offer braille'd browsers?). For the rest of the world who appreciates a sexy, exotic, or otherwise delicious looking women, you're in for a treat.
Over the next 30 days, I will be changing my profile picture enough to make a little kid very upset. Every single day there will be a new wimmin. "How does this benefit me?" one might ask. The answer is simple and two-part. First of all, who doesn't like a beautiful young lady to stare (fap) at? The essence of beauty contributes to an augmented morale - morale much needed for those away in the Mexican war. Alone, sweaty, and tired, a slutty pic goes a long way.
Even aside from the BS aforementioned, you can win money! That's right; every day, there will be a new contest. The FIRST person to message me and guess correctly who the women in my profile picture is will get 25 USD. Keep an eye out, because this picture is going to change on a daily basis. Look at my shout to see if I have changed the picture for that particular day or not.
So, let's review the bonuses of partaking in this competition:
Happiness (morale)
Wealth (USD)
Wimminz (wimminz)
Need I say more?
I will be publishing a recap article 30 days from now. Keep an eye out!
March 01: Kelly Brook. Winner: Nick1753
March 02: Uma Thurman. Winner: Blitzwithlimes
March 03: Gisele Bundchen. Winner: Jensapensa
March 04: Jessica Alba. Winner: James Von Heedy
March 05: Misa Campo. Winner: Perryx
March 06: Miranda Kerr. Winner: Jaz Razzle
March 07: Adriana Lima. Winner: Perryx
March 08: Rachel Bilson. Winner: Jensapensa
March 09: Ursula Meyes. Winner: Simcon
March 10: Megan Fox. Winner: TsarVandall
Thanks for reading,
~Benn Dover~
P.S. -- If you're into contests, then try out the eLottery!
Ever seen my profile pictures? No? You're probably blind; I'm not so sure how you're even playing this game (does the internet offer braille'd browsers?). For the rest of the world who appreciates a sexy, exotic, or otherwise delicious looking women, you're in for a treat.
Over the next 30 days, I will be changing my profile picture enough to make a little kid very upset. Every single day there will be a new wimmin. "How does this benefit me?" one might ask. The answer is simple and two-part. First of all, who doesn't like a beautiful young lady to stare (fap) at? The essence of beauty contributes to an augmented morale - morale much needed for those away in the Mexican war. Alone, sweaty, and tired, a slutty pic goes a long way.
Even aside from the BS aforementioned, you can win money! That's right; every day, there will be a new contest. The FIRST person to message me and guess correctly who the women in my profile picture is will get 25 USD. Keep an eye out, because this picture is going to change on a daily basis. Look at my shout to see if I have changed the picture for that particular day or not.
So, let's review the bonuses of partaking in this competition:
Happiness (morale)
Wealth (USD)
Wimminz (wimminz)
Need I say more?
I will be publishing a recap article 30 days from now. Keep an eye out!
March 01: Kelly Brook. Winner: Nick1753
March 02: Uma Thurman. Winner: Blitzwithlimes
March 03: Gisele Bundchen. Winner: Jensapensa
March 04: Jessica Alba. Winner: James Von Heedy
March 05: Misa Campo. Winner: Perryx
March 06: Miranda Kerr. Winner: Jaz Razzle
March 07: Adriana Lima. Winner: Perryx
March 08: Rachel Bilson. Winner: Jensapensa
March 09: Ursula Meyes. Winner: Simcon
March 10: Megan Fox. Winner: TsarVandall
Thanks for reading,
~Benn Dover~
P.S. -- If you're into contests, then try out the eLottery!
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PERTAMAAAX
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VOTE BENN FOR W/E IT IS BENN IS RUNNING FOR
Take it easy.
Become a Dioist.
nice!
Yippie!
something about this seems sad
I demand a pic of Juno
If you can't appreciate a fine chick, you're the sad one, Enyar.
lol
Man, something about this is just wrong. Nothing rings a bell though.
Benn, you've done it again...
i really need someone to boost MY morale...can we start this contest NOW?
Wealth
Wimminz
Wisconsin?
You are the man!
You're tagline for this in a shout should be
You will probably enjoy this if you are a man
or a woman, but a hot lesbian at least
Works for me, I'll be paying attention and trying to cash in.
GlaDos!
Jeez, you rape my Pertamaxxx... Hikz
@Benn
I think you'll put Flik_Kenni's full body picture
:runaway:
So this means I get to PM you "Emerick" for the next 30 days? Fun!
As I wimminz...I approve.
Didn't at one point in your own article you said to the Emerican public "Grow up"...yeah I think you did.
( I have no objection about what you are doing fyi...you just contradict yourself so often)
Excellent. Voted.
Benn, I want to buy advertising in your shout.
How much for 40 letters in your every shout?
lulz
approve
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@Daphne: Not really a contradiction. You took two words out of a much deeper article than this one and didn't consider the context they were in.
I only like the Uma's Body but she is not that sexy maybe 4 of 10!!!
wooohooooo
I agree that she isn't that sexy, but this picture of her is.
Oooh ...Uma is my fav!
z0mg!!!! pr0nzz!!!!!
Wow. Best contest ever. PS, Supernatural: lolz to the max.
"does the internet offer braille'd browsers?"
LOL i believe they do, by google .
Can I guess for tomorrow?
Imelda Marcos!!
Jessica Rabbit!
Parminder Nagra!
Twiggy!
Just trying to get a heads up...
This seems silly, but fun
CPUSA approves of this message:
More hot wimmenz or we will RAPEZ YOU!
PrincessMedyPi, you are a beautiful wimminz.
You are also smart, decent, and a dedicated public servant - a real wimminz.
Daphne Lilac - you too.
Did I miss anyone?
Uma Thurman... Hot.
The general idea is to stop doing things to get people down, just a suggestion.
Benn Dover should be elected president of the entire eEarth