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[JK] The Big News! - A knot has been tied!

Day 2,148, 23:04 by John Killah

Ok, so i’ve been teasing this article for the past week - 2 weeks … and now the time comes to write it, I’m strangely almost at a loss for words on how to write it, and anyone who knows me knows i’m very rarely at a loss for words and that I find it difficult to keep things to myself xD!

Now, this will come as no surprise to some people … I’m NOT VERY GOOD at keeping exciting news and ideas to myself, I always inadvertently end up saying something to someone, and this happened quite a few times … I SUCK AT KEEPING SOME THINGS SECRET ALRIGHT!

Just spit it out already

Ok, so this isn’t really eRep … more RL.

As of October 7th, John Killah … became a married man. I’m not joking or pulling anyones leg, I officially married the most awesome girl ever IRL and i’m getting used to the feel of this ring on my left hand … I usually wear a ring on my right xD!

“ZOMGWTF … JK CAN INTO MARRIAGE?!” … Yup, apparently so … and I want to share it with everyone, mainly because you actually might know who i’m talking about. Some people say i’m crazy (I agree with them, I am 100% Grade A Crazy … I blame eRep), others were like “AWESOME”

So may I introduce you to the RL Mrs Killah … - SARAHT0GA!

Cue open jaw moments and gasps

So, lemme get this right ...

Yup … I married an eRepper IRL xD … This ain’t no “eWedding” … This is Completely Real, Wedding Rings on Fingers and Wedding Certificate real. Not sure who else has done this, but until someone corrects me, this might possibly be one of the first marriage’s caused by eRepublik (Oh dear god, Plato’s head is going to explode!)

So, here’s the tale! -

* - First, I flew from my lovely little home in the United Kingdom to the capital (London), to catch a long haul flight across that large Atlantic Ocean.
* - At the same time, Saraht0ga caught a short flight from her apartment in Florida, to our meeting point -

NEW YORK CITY! - Any images in this article are ones I actually took myself and as such, enjoy the experience xD

* - Second, after a 7 hour flight and a -5 hour time difference, I landed at JFK International Airport … then spent the next 1 and a half hours stuck in a queue for Customs >_>
* - Meanwhile, Sarah was stuck waiting “impatiently (she says)” at the entrance since her flight had arrived hours before me and the hotel was in my name.

* - Finally, after a quick wavethrough and collecting my luggage, I got to the entrance … And shared the biggest hug ever with Sarah!

There MAY have been the slightest bit of awkwardness at the beginning since because, well, we’d finally just met each other face to face xD! But after that, it was exactly like we were on our Killah-t0ga hour … ALL CUTE AND ADORABLE! And it was then that we realised exactly what we’d thought was going to happen - The chemistry and spark was there ^_^

So, what happened?!!

Sadly, we were kinda … cash-strapped. So that meant huge extravagant plans were out of the window, champagne bubbles baths were not happening … but that didn’t mean we didn’t have the best holiday we could ever have asked for -

We’re a nerd couple, we didn’t need to do mushy stuff … just gaming together was enjoyable for us while we talked for hours about absolutely anything. Cuddles and gorging on all manner of takeaways (I introduced Sarah to her very first curry … because of her we had THREE during the time I was here … She’s terrible >_>)

And then ofc, when the opportunity was finally there -

I took her left hand, and slipped the ring on the ring finger, while she put a ring on mine. We both said “I Do” with huge grins on our faces, and then of course, the whole “Kiss the Bride” thing, and with that, by the power of the State of New York, we were officially a Married Couple … DAWWWW xD!

And that’s it!

We both just wanted to share this huge moment in our lives with the community that brought us together. The game is a huge pile of ****, and yet, despite all this, the people that play it kept us both playing long enough to meet each other, first in game, and then IRL.

Despite the adversities, the horrible problems this country has faced, the spate of viciousness that marked the darkest hours, people came through and the nation as a whole has finally begun to heal and find themselves again … And if there is one hope from this article, it’s that people can still find something new in this game. There are people on the other end of that monitor that you laugh with, cry with, plot with, get angry with … people you share a whole range of emotions with, they are real, and the possibilities you can have with them are ENDLESS!

Just remember this and enjoy yourselves!

From the Happy Couple of Mr and Mrs Killah



John Killah
John Killah Day 2,148, 23:05

First denied for a truly happy couple!

Lemon Vodka
Lemon Vodka Day 2,148, 23:08

Congrats, fatty!

Derphoof Day 2,148, 23:10

O shi.....


TorrinTheGreat Day 2,148, 23:21


Cholan II
Cholan II Day 2,148, 23:24

Congrats to u both

George Armstrong Custer
George Armstrong Custer Day 2,148, 23:24

oh, to be so young..

saraht0ga Day 2,148, 23:42

Oh hey I look p cute.

I mean yeah awesome article \o/ xD

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,148, 23:58

Congrats to the happy couple : )

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 2,148, 23:59

Presuming ofc its not an elaborate troll...

Sandukaani Day 2,149, 00:13

Congratulations to both of you!! Cheers

zako soldier
zako soldier Day 2,149, 00:20


TTi09 Day 2,149, 00:29

Awsum. Congrats Mr & Mrs Killah

Disco Musolini
Disco Musolini Day 2,149, 00:31

Mazel Tov!

Uber kiko
Uber kiko Day 2,149, 00:33


Tiamati Day 2,149, 00:37

Congratulations to you both.

As Bill and Ted would say... "Be Excellent to each other!"

castaneda Day 2,149, 00:43

Gratz folks , May u have many years of happiness

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 01:33

I didn't know she had a huge arm tattoo, eckkkkk.... those are totally unladylike.

and get out of my country

Schoft Day 2,149, 02:24

Hmmm this account hasnt been banned yet, it must be a record. And a one finger salute to you for responding like a
Tender kind of person

shiloh13 Day 2,149, 07:37

I find you very ladylike

Galiant Xiock
Galiant Xiock Day 2,149, 10:03

Burn in hell ya dingo.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 10:19

citizenship thief

Galiant Xiock
Galiant Xiock Day 2,149, 10:25

what, so you're the face of the USA now? I'm a citizen now, and there's nothing you or your precious AFA can do about it. Plus, I like to fight fire with fire, bullets with bullets, and insults with insults. The comment you originally posted was crude, rude, and highly inefficient at doing anything but instigating me to reply in a similar manner. Why could you not just reply with a congrats like everyone else. At least then you would look good...somewhat. To yourself. Now again;

Burn. In. Hell. Ya. Dingo.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 14:05

Bless your heart child... and no weasel, the Brit. Also, that is REALLY weird to marry someone the day you meet them... odd.

Galiant Xiock
Galiant Xiock Day 2,149, 14:43

you just don't seem to get it.... please shut up, I was actually enjoying this until you called me a child. Now you're just pissing me off. Never wise, if one values their life and happiness. Or are you that stereotyping kind of son of a b*tch who just wants to ruin everybody else's day because you have no friends besides the ones you either intimidate or buy. Because, Ronald Gipper Reagan, if you read all the posts of the vast majority of recent news articles, your name is synonymous with the words idiot,traitor, fascist, and in my case, dingo...well the list goes on. And just for the record, if tattoos are unladylike, then why do they make female ones?

Thern alpha
Thern alpha Day 2,149, 12:31

How un-American of u.

weasel2 Day 2,149, 12:40

You, RGR, think the nice woman with the tattoo should leave your country?
Do I understand you correctly?

saraht0ga Day 2,149, 14:30

My tattoos clearly make me a hoodlum/one of those crazy liberals/idk

Tiamati Day 2,149, 15:38


The depths to which you will sink for attention are wholly unAmerican; return to your Serbian Swamp and renounce your eAmerican Citizenship.

Same deal as 3 years ago; I will give you 1 gold to renounce your eUSA CS like last time.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 15:39

1 brick of gold pressed latinum and deal.

Tiamati Day 2,149, 15:47

Rule of Acquisition #263
Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum. DS9: "Bar Association"

It is such a shame you weren't born Ferengi; as then it would be common knowledge that you are a lobe-less fool.

Waysted Day 2,149, 17:51

Ignore Pizza. He cant get a woman to talk to him for very long much less marry him. You jealousy shows.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 17:56

Actually I just moved to Texas and Sandra Bullock agreed to go out on a date with me. <3<3<3

Waysted Day 2,149, 18:44

you wish

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 2,149, 20:11

I am quitting to spend more time with Sandy

HeapSeppo Day 2,149, 20:03

That's the most disgusting comment that I've ever seen so far. Ever. You claim that this is just a game but yet when 2 people find true happiness in each other you smash them? You seem to take this game far too serious that you actually play this game as yourself. Grow up dude.

Punisher 1389
Punisher 1389 Day 2,149, 01:58


Syrin Day 2,149, 01:59

Congratz, fellas

Andrea1908 Day 2,149, 02:01



Rhodesknight Day 2,149, 02:04


Haszontalan Day 2,149, 02:19

nice, congrat!

TanBurton Day 2,149, 02:31

Congrats, and plan a real babyboom,,,,,huhuy,,,,

TanBurton Day 2,149, 02:33

V 37 S 497 + shout for happiness

adamjensenn Day 2,149, 02:50


Elynea Day 2,149, 02:50


vergolian Day 2,149, 02:59

In-game: Congrats to you both o/

IRL: You married a game player? ROFLCOPTER!

Dr Hugh Jardon
Dr Hugh Jardon Day 2,149, 03:27

Congratulations you two, you look like a great couple and I wish you endless years of happiness \o/

vinayak.s009 Day 2,149, 04:09


Thee Koncerned Citizen
Thee Koncerned Citizen Day 2,149, 04:12

Sex? I remember Sex....

Grainne Ni Mhaille
Grainne Ni Mhaille Day 2,149, 05:27

Health & happiness to you both x

shens1 Day 2,149, 05:45

For VICTORY! and by victory of course I mean CONGRATULATIONS!

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