[IPDN] PRESIDENTIAL BOOM!
Disclaimer: This is only a mock up Country Presidential campaign prepared for IPDN
By a total support from PReM Board of Council and blessing from our Party President Amli Nujhan, I am entrusted to run for the next Country Presidency Election.
As I am aware of our current inhospitable state in various sectors, we will definitely willing to take calculated risk to elevate our poor condition to much prosperous living standard. Through extensive studies we have been planning to proceed with drastic actions that may be our only way to improve our standard to be at par with the world community, if not reign supreme.
Resolution: Baby boom.
I, monkeyboom will explain to you what is babyboom… BOOOOM!!!
Babyboom has been our forever lucid dream. Not only by us but by any other nation in eWord.
It is about the increase the size of population.
There are three types of baby boom:
1- False baby boom
Normally we would have seasonal multies; and/or real but passive players who are only clickers. They do not consume market stuff or contribute to any sort of activity... Useless!
2- New players
This is normally what we are thinking of. That we can persuade our siblings, cousins, friends, neighbours, … to join us play this confounded game. They are supposed to be our responsibility to raise and educate them till they become adult in this game. Usually the welfare spent on them is way more than what they can contribute to the economy. Their contribution to the market is relatively small as they only consume lower Q stuffs in minimal amount. Even sadder when only a handful choose to stay.
So little success; so much frustration.
3- ‘Powerful but risky’ baby boom
They are readily active players from another country, persuaded to come here and be eMalaysians!
They spend actively in the market, positively contributing to the economic growth. They are also war goers with significant high battle influence. They are capable to stand on their own feet by owning some useful companies.
If you want to see huge tax contributors, then they are the ones.
To proceed with, obviously I’m speaking of the 3rd babyboom.
There were times when we have so many foreign players in eMalaysia. Names such as Dr Straaatman, Bolliver Sockwash, Myntax Urne… and some pain in the ass like Fruitcommando. Whoever they were they did made a huge difference in economic and military affair to strengthen eMalaysia as a whole.
The risk… PTO.
Similarly when the Turks came PTOing us, they came flocking in with more than 50 hardcore players. Indeed the economy went active but they were not sharing the wealth with other people outside their particular group. They robbed the treasury and messed up our currency value to the lowest point in the history of eRepublik.
Then we were also experiencing with Hungarian and Indonesian immigrants.
Until just slightly before the Cromanian invasion those foreigners left eMalaysia. I can’t blame them for not being patriotic… They are immigrants who seek the joy of game playing.
What I’m trying to say is in those times our Treasury managed to collect up to more than MYR400K at one term. Just too far to compare with our current situation, which we are barely capable to collect only around MYR15K per term. Struggling to gather for 2MPPs at the most.
While we are desperately so weak in our military forces too… Most of our people use karate chop only.
We have prepared a decent blue print to make our country as an entertainment destination.
It is meant to invite foreigners to share various prospects of game play here; military, economy and politics. As long they do not represent any organized body to dominantly control our politics, we will welcome those who want to be part of us. For instances; we value highly our timeless friendship to people like Atsalenios, affandede and Marcotje.
Since we are experienced enough with various PTO forms, we are ready with concise back-up plans to counter any negative PTO threat.
WE ARE READY TO MAKE A GIANT LEAP INTO OUR FUTURE
Let us get out of this coconut shell…
VOTE PARTI RAKYAT eMALAYSIA IN THE CONGRESS ELECTION
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