[IMPERIUM HQ] IMPERIUM's Monthly Update

Day 2,108, 04:38 • Published in Serbia Canada • by New Faustian Man



Good evening ladies and gentleman of the IMPERIUM,

This is the first edition of a new monthly report breaking down the political and military situation of our beloved alliance, the IMPERIUM. So please don’t forget to sub the paper to ensure you don’t miss any IMPERIUM news or updates!


Thank you for your co-operation. \o/





First business on the agenda is letting our citizenry know what we’ve been up to this last month!

Over the last month the IMPERIUM’s HQ had two major objectives:

1. Get Croatia back into Europe, in order to establish another front against TWO and aid allies elsewhere

and

2. Improve eUS Damage output by moving 15 of the top USAF commune holders to eSpain



I’ll do a quick run through of where we are with each of these objectives:


1. Get Croatia back into Europe, in order to establish another front against TWO and aid allies elsewhere

This was only accomplishable by re-taking a Serb-held eCroat region, which meant relying on Spain/Poland NOT hitting on the Serbian side. No small ask as to all outward appearances Spain/Poland are still “official” TWO members – but, our great friends in Spain and Poland kept their word and gave Serbia almost ZERO assistance, thus allowing Croatia to regain one of her core regions!



Congratulations Croatia! \o/
And to Spain/Poland = a massive thanks from the HQ! Croatia couldn’t have done it without you!! o7



2. Improve eUS Damage output by moving 15 of the top USAF commune holders to eSpain

The second objective was improve eUS damage output, something that has been in decline for months now, most notably since the occupation of the eUS by TWO forces. Whilst the RWs targeting Hungarian-held regions have been an outstanding success, they haven’t contributed enough to eUS bonuses to impact rolling stock. So, a deal was thrashed out between the eUS and eSpanish governments to allow some of the top USAF [the official eUS military] commune holders to move to Spain and enjoy Spanish 10/10s.

This even recently saw the eUS and eSpain fight side-by-side in Guayana to defend Spain’s Rubber region! The eUS president even claimed a BH on the eSpanish side!



Congrats Mr. President! eUS and Spanish soldiers fighting side-by-side is something we’re hoping to see a lot more of in the future! 😉

The 15 commune holders should have eSpanish cs within the fortnight!


As you can see all goals have either been accomplished or are in the process of being completed, with just a few i’s to dot and t’s to cross. Please bear with us! 🙂


With that out of the way we can now get to the fun stuff!



^IMPERIUM on the map \o/

As illustrated above, IMPERIUM has excellent 24hr coverage, probably the most balanced of any alliance this game has ever seen. In the coming months this is going to be of immense help when we go to war with TWO.





As you can see we currently number over 20,000 citizens with 8k+ active fighters!





Yes, you read it right: IMPERIUM’s monthly damage output is encroaching on 800BILLION!!! o_0
This is phenomenal! Congrats to ALL our citizens who contributed to this figure, hopefully in the not-to-distant future we’ll surpass 800Billion and one day soon eclipse 1 Trillion. With the new member-states lined up to join I’m sure we can make this a reality! 😉


Hail eUSA \o/
Hail eCroatia \o/
Hail ePoland \o/
Hail eSpain \o/
Hail eHUEHUE \o/


Signed,
New Faustian Man,
Commissioner of Communications for the IMPERIUM



Notice: The alliance 'IMPERIUM' is a work of fiction and has no basis in e-reality, should any of the allusions to 'enemy' countries being in cahoots in fact be proved correct it wouldn't surprise me tbh


#politicalsatire



TROLLFACE included at the behest of Wayne Kerr