[ilphen] Celestial Empire!
Day 1,875, 14:17
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ilphen
Dear subjects,
you may now read a statement of his Excellency, ilphen.
USA sucks as it is, we have no bonus, there are weird people doing all kinds of damage, annoying kids you normally would not even notice when passing them in the street.
Where did the Celestial Empire of America go, you might ask yourself.
Ask no longer as I am here to show you the light. Do not believe all the crap people are swinging at you. Murrica is not a Roman Empire, it is not a Serbian puppetstate, it is not EDEN's bitch, Fluffers influence is basically non-existant and some suburban punk, who tries to sell this country, is not even worth mentioning!
Proposed traffic signs of the future.
So here I am, the Almighty, Brilliant God-Emperor ilphen, I am the epitome of power and greatness. I have ruled the mighty Germarkian Empire for five decades and it has risen, like Phoenix from the ashes. To this day the Germarkian Empire is undefeated. It has been etched into the foes of Germark, that no longer they can push around a formerly small country, since it received the mark of ilphen, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance a leader should have. And now as I have moved my focus from the greatest Empire of Europe, Germark, to America and I will build the greatest alliance of empires the new world has ever seen.
Yes you heard right, here I am, I, ilphen Invincible and Ever-triumphant General, will change the rules. People will no longer be cheated, elections will no longer be rigged and twisted by the evil elite and their opposition. From now on all kinds of democracy and any type of elections are obsolete. All parties will be merged into a single unification party, with me, ilphen, Eternal General Secretary of the Party, at the helm.
I, ilphen, Sun of the Nation, hereby crown myself as Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed, Eternal God-Emperor, that descended from heaven! I am the guiding star of the golden era that lays ahead!
I envy every citizen of the US, since you are now able to look up to me and the bright future, which is coming.
Yours truly,
ilphen.
God-Emperor.
Good day everyone!
Since the elections in Germany are kind of a landslide victory for NeueN and as part of his cabinet I would like to tell you that I am going to work on our relations a little bit. I joined Denmark last month because I was tired of all the useless drama which you can not get around when beeing an US citizen. Denmark is a lot quieter, don’t get me wrong a little more activity probably would not hurt.. as long as it does not reach US levels I will be happy.
Anyway, I know that Maine Coon usually informs you about what is going on in Germany and I am certain she will continue fulfilling her job as wonderful as she has until now. Fact remains a lot of people think it is hard to get information from the German government or to reach the people who make up the government, I am here to change that. I want to show you that this Federation means a lot to Germany and you have not been forgotten. I also recognize the problems we have had in the past and yea I am not going to deny that sometimes the flow of information is not as good as it could have been. I am already writing here and there on the forum, but just in case anyone has questions of any kind feel free to contact me:
- ingame / on the forum (via message)
- on Teamspeak (a voice chat, DL Link) (host: hnxt.org / pw: test)
I am also willing to share my skype address with you, but I ask you to message me about that. (Girls preferred, if you’re not a girl, send your sister. thanks!)
This way you should be able to reach me almost 24/7 and I will be glad to help you!
So don’t be shy.
Yours truly,
ilphen
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First reserved for the Beloved and Respected Leader!
Second reserved for The boss of the Beloved and Respected Leader!
last reserved to me!
/me slaps ilphen and m bogdan is only a boss ME : D
corr blimey
geiler Typ!
Full Support
I like your style ; )
dat viele MLP schauen schlägt wohl aufs gehirn :p
gl o7
freedom is slavery,
war is peace.
Back to Deutschland with ya.
I see no references to myself. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.
I'm not sure what I'm voting but go ilphen
How lucky the US is to have such A Great Leader
:envy:
I see no references to Publius. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.
Voté ^^
I see no references to Publius. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.
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Hi
And a sexy God Emperor you are ilphen!! \o/
I'm not sure what I'm voting but go ilphen x2
RAINBOW DASH!~
just another pony i tell you
RAINBOW DASH!
Ilphen the great and unique god-emperor of new world o7
Ilphen will not rest nor stop until he was CP of every country in the eWorld and has left his hoofprint on them all...
Good luck from Germark!
May the gloriousness of Germark shine down on the eUSA.
May the magnificience of Germark help to defeat the current threads the eUSA has to deal with.
Go ilphen, go.
/ponyscheisse/
the last time a german ended elections things didn't end very well...
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seems like all them glitter-merchandise-stuff is toxic after all...
Finally. An article that makes sense.
(And who is this "Publius" person anyway?)
Ahahahahahaha!
good luck
blue unicorn!!!! CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Terra HQ approves this article... ops... Terra HQ fuck&d Terra...
Pony powa!
o7
yesh yesh yesh
I like this, sub 997
I find calling a mortal GOD EMPEROR disturbing. There is one true GOD EMPEROR, and his name is PUBLIUS, blessed be his name and bringer of peace throughout the world.
FIST
Oh my word, are we all going to move to Guyana and drink punch? Or are we going to go downtown and have weinerschnitzel and sauerkraut? And some mineralwasser? This is GREAT! I want to sit back and watch these 'gods' duke it out.
Hmm..well the first eGod to get plato to fix the econ mod has my vote.
have fun ......xDDDDDDD
Ilphen-Ilphen uber alles! o/
Pony pride /)
ilphen go go go go go go xDDDD
whatever u took, i want it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIkoSPqjaU4
o7
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