Ambient on/off

Sign up

 

Continue

Continue By creating an account you agree to the Terms of Service & Privacy Policy

[ilphen] Celestial Empire!

Day 1,875, 14:17 Published in USA United Kingdom by ilphen





Dear subjects,

you may now read a statement of his Excellency, ilphen.



USA sucks as it is, we have no bonus, there are weird people doing all kinds of damage, annoying kids you normally would not even notice when passing them in the street.
Where did the Celestial Empire of America go, you might ask yourself.
Ask no longer as I am here to show you the light. Do not believe all the crap people are swinging at you. Murrica is not a Roman Empire, it is not a Serbian puppetstate, it is not EDEN's bitch, Fluffers influence is basically non-existant and some suburban punk, who tries to sell this country, is not even worth mentioning!




Proposed traffic signs of the future.




So here I am, the Almighty, Brilliant God-Emperor ilphen, I am the epitome of power and greatness. I have ruled the mighty Germarkian Empire for five decades and it has risen, like Phoenix from the ashes. To this day the Germarkian Empire is undefeated. It has been etched into the foes of Germark, that no longer they can push around a formerly small country, since it received the mark of ilphen, who is a perfect incarnation of the appearance a leader should have. And now as I have moved my focus from the greatest Empire of Europe, Germark, to America and I will build the greatest alliance of empires the new world has ever seen.
Yes you heard right, here I am, I, ilphen Invincible and Ever-triumphant General, will change the rules. People will no longer be cheated, elections will no longer be rigged and twisted by the evil elite and their opposition. From now on all kinds of democracy and any type of elections are obsolete. All parties will be merged into a single unification party, with me, ilphen, Eternal General Secretary of the Party, at the helm.
I, ilphen, Sun of the Nation, hereby crown myself as Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed, Eternal God-Emperor, that descended from heaven! I am the guiding star of the golden era that lays ahead!

I envy every citizen of the US, since you are now able to look up to me and the bright future, which is coming.


Yours truly,
ilphen.
God-Emperor.




 

Comments

ilphen
ilphen Day 1,875, 14:17

First reserved for the Beloved and Respected Leader!

M Bogdan
M Bogdan Day 1,875, 14:19

Second reserved for The boss of the Beloved and Respected Leader!

Matracuca
Matracuca Day 1,875, 14:20

last reserved to me!

alzena
alzena Day 1,875, 14:20

/me slaps ilphen and m bogdan is only a boss ME : D

Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,875, 14:20

corr blimey

Valicious
Valicious Day 1,875, 14:20

geiler Typ!

MaartenW
MaartenW Day 1,875, 14:20

Full Support

The Docfather
The Docfather Day 1,875, 14:21

I like your style ; )

Kloppo
Kloppo Day 1,875, 14:22

dat viele MLP schauen schlägt wohl aufs gehirn :p

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 1,875, 14:22

gl o7

crvnazvezda
crvnazvezda Day 1,875, 14:26

freedom is slavery,
war is peace.

Ronald Gipper Reagan
Ronald Gipper Reagan Day 1,875, 14:28

Back to Deutschland with ya.

Publius
Publius Day 1,875, 14:29

I see no references to myself. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.

Rylde
Rylde Day 1,875, 14:30

I'm not sure what I'm voting but go ilphen

nimnul
nimnul Day 1,875, 14:30

How lucky the US is to have such A Great Leader
:envy:

LordRahl2
LordRahl2 Day 1,875, 14:31

I see no references to Publius. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.

eagle one
eagle one Day 1,875, 14:33

Voté ^^

rainy sunday
rainy sunday Day 1,875, 14:47

I see no references to Publius. None. This is not about the God-Emperor.

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

PUBLIUS FIST
COPY AND PASTE THIS PUBLIUS FIST AND SEND IT TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU'RE NOT A REAL PUBLIUS

onrop
onrop Day 1,875, 14:49

Hi

Ethel Rosenberg
Ethel Rosenberg Day 1,875, 14:50

And a sexy God Emperor you are ilphen!! \o/

Mary Chan
Mary Chan Day 1,875, 14:53

I'm not sure what I'm voting but go ilphen x2

RAINBOW DASH!~

ArisaChan
ArisaChan Day 1,875, 14:58

just another pony i tell you

Jan Karal Chadkievicz
Jan Karal Chadkievicz Day 1,875, 15:10

RAINBOW DASH!

el Seguis de MOMO
el Seguis de MOMO Day 1,875, 15:11

Ilphen the great and unique god-emperor of new world o7

Mr. Enya
Mr. Enya Day 1,875, 15:16

Ilphen will not rest nor stop until he was CP of every country in the eWorld and has left his hoofprint on them all...

Good luck from Germark!

NeueN
NeueN Day 1,875, 15:21

May the gloriousness of Germark shine down on the eUSA.
May the magnificience of Germark help to defeat the current threads the eUSA has to deal with.

Go ilphen, go.

chickenwing
chickenwing Day 1,875, 15:27

/ponyscheisse/

Rike Espada
Rike Espada Day 1,875, 15:42

the last time a german ended elections things didn't end very well...

Civil  Anarchy
Civil Anarchy Day 1,875, 15:49

...........
...................__
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(

PUBLIUS FIST
COPY AND PASTE THIS PUBLIUS FIST AND SEND IT TO 5 OF YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU'RE NOT A REAL PUBLIUS

eisenmutter2
eisenmutter2 Day 1,875, 15:51

seems like all them glitter-merchandise-stuff is toxic after all...

Phoenix Quinn
Phoenix Quinn Day 1,875, 15:53

Finally. An article that makes sense.

(And who is this "Publius" person anyway?)

Mister Y
Mister Y Day 1,875, 15:56

Ahahahahahaha!

Mados City
Mados City Day 1,875, 16:22

good luck

Ze Alface
Ze Alface Day 1,875, 16:53

blue unicorn!!!! CHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SEP II
SEP II Day 1,875, 16:54

Terra HQ approves this article... ops... Terra HQ fuck&d Terra...

Muri19
Muri19 Day 1,875, 16:57

Pony powa!

Trogdorthetroll100
Trogdorthetroll100 Day 1,875, 17:34

o7

Synesi
Synesi Day 1,875, 17:46

yesh yesh yesh

Hampton H. Hampton
Hampton H. Hampton Day 1,875, 18:14

I like this, sub 997

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,875, 18:20

I find calling a mortal GOD EMPEROR disturbing. There is one true GOD EMPEROR, and his name is PUBLIUS, blessed be his name and bringer of peace throughout the world.





FIST

Andrew Carnagie
Andrew Carnagie Day 1,875, 18:35

Oh my word, are we all going to move to Guyana and drink punch? Or are we going to go downtown and have weinerschnitzel and sauerkraut? And some mineralwasser? This is GREAT! I want to sit back and watch these 'gods' duke it out.

Waysted
Waysted Day 1,875, 18:57

Hmm..well the first eGod to get plato to fix the econ mod has my vote.

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,875, 19:20

have fun ......xDDDDDDD

Axithe
Axithe Day 1,875, 20:53

Ilphen-Ilphen uber alles! o/

omg_87
omg_87 Day 1,875, 21:06

Pony pride /)

Black Baroness
Black Baroness Day 1,875, 21:21

ilphen go go go go go go xDDDD

nononever
nononever Day 1,875, 21:27

whatever u took, i want it

BogdanDrac
BogdanDrac Day 1,875, 22:00

o7

 
Post your comment

What is this?

You are reading an article written by a citizen of eRepublik, an immersive multiplayer strategy game based on real life countries. Create your own character and help your country achieve its glory while establishing yourself as a war hero, renowned publisher or finance guru.