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HAIL KIM JONG RAD

LMAO KIM JONG RAD

You sound exactly like Hizumi when he exiled himself to Greece because he didn't like the Japanese government. Equally as foolish, too.

Except Hizumi wasn't in a position to take power in Lesser Korea, and I'm not going anywhere.

Have fun with your tea party, then.

I will, silly orange Bic man.

For Juche!

May I retain my post of Minister of Health oh wise one?

Also that is a excellent flag. It really fills you with a sense that we are securing this faction of our country and moving it closer to Juche communism.

Yes Comrade Health Minister Gorgo, you are a true patriot who knows the importance health and wellness in running a powerful nation!

so did you decide to scrap the long winded 'west korean people's republic of west korea' just like i advised?

also do you not feel stupid saying 'The honorable Stalin-chan' and 'Dongles, the hero'

Why would I feel stupid? I am extolling the virtues of the true heroes of the West Korean People's Republic of West Korea!

Shouldn't you feel stupid, questioning wisdom handed down from the Glorious Leader?

I know I would; Glorious Leader is unquestionable.

Hail!

I will like to say that Chang Kei Shek was a favorite disciple of Glorious Leader. Out of the two disciples of West Korea, Chang Kei Shek was loyal to him. The traitor Mao Tse Tung is an insult to everything us Koreans stand for.

Your Juche is powerful.

because their names are dongles and stalin-chan! and you so blatantly called it that long-winded name to prove i was wrong!

and stop being crazy followers of 'glorious leader', because honestly, he sounds like a bit of a nob. so i don't feel that stupid.

Actions, not names, are what earns a hero the people's ovation and fame forever.

but come on! if i did something like give glorious leader head, then i'm sure i would end up as being something like 'the right honorable mongol octopus capuera-monkey'. and that would also sound stupid.

besides, you're a crazy person, and stop being so angry. take a chill pill! by the way, they're taken anally.

The Glorious Leader's seed would blow a hole through the back of your skull, but in the split second before your death, you would rise to the level of true enlightenment.

that was weird. even for you. besides, i bet glorious leader is really bored of being called glorious leader. once in a while, call him fred.

and you think you get enlightenment from giving head to random people? you're a strange, strange, crazy, person.

also, i hope all you nice/crazy folks will check out my newspaper, the smiling donkey, i;m thinking of writing an article about kimmy and the glorious guy.

Glorious Leader is not "random people", but the embodiment of Juche and Songun, shining light of Korea, be it West of East or North or South!

I would gladly give Glorious Leader as much head as my physical frame could handle, and if it gave Glorious Leader even the slightest pleasure, or even if it didn't really, my death would be worth it, as it would be in servicing Glorious Leader!

Choose a hole Glorious Leader: They already all belong to you!

Hail Kim Jong Rad! Hail West Korea! Hail Glorious Leader!

Well, then please be my guest and give your lives in sacrifice to the "glorious leader" so we can finally be rid of you.

maybe you called all line up and he could kill you all at once with his powerful semen.

i have a feeling i will like you johnnyo007, you're not really stupid.

Clearly Mongol Octopus Turk thing would have made an excellent Juche follower if only he had seen the light earlier.

And all Hail Glorious new flag!

"Also that is a excellent flag. It really fills you with a sense that we are securing this faction of our country and moving it closer to Juche communism."
So to move closer to "communism", you choose a flag that represents a nationalist and, at the time when it flew on the mainland, borderline fascist regime?

"but come on! if i did something like give glorious leader head, then i'm sure i would end up as being something like 'the right honorable mongol octopus capuera-monkey'."
I wanted to make a joke from this in regards to this new "cabinet", but don't want a ban 🙂

Oh and congrats on keeping an article published longer than an hour

Kimmy the Fred!

Please Zhou, keep your homophobia and concerns about RL governments out of eRepublik.

Do not insult my honour Mongol, I have served a term in south korea as well as three terms as Mofa in West Korea under Snayke. I disowned him after his betrayal. I am a veteran of the South Korean Chinese War. What have you done in your life?

oh ... it's quite ridiculous you guys use the flag of Republic of China ... 😒

David, you are the most perceptive West Korean in history! All hail you!

>I would gladly give Glorious Leader as much head as my physical frame could handle, and if it gave Glorious Leader even the slightest pleasure, or even if it didn't really, my death would be worth it, as it would be in servicing Glorious Leader!

I would gladly give my life to Him if that is all that is asked.

Such a grand communist flag... Look at that red!

The Spirit of Juche is alive and well and I am very moved by your many testimonials.

I see no flag, only a man who is sorely wrong. But seriously, there's no flag, and it's not just because of the Guru's highly meditative varnish.

stalin-chan, i wasn't insulting your 'honour', as you think of it, i was just saying, your name is quite strange, and therefore isn't really suited for a serious speech, much like mine.

and i would tell you about all my amazing achievements i have done on eRepublik, but i haven't got many (apart from my newspaper, Smiling Donkey, check it out) because i spend most of my life in the real world.

and stop being so racist! calling me 'Mongol'. call me by my name!

and joseph stalinator, nice name, and why do you think i would have made a good follower of fred?

@Pyro
It appears that Glorious Leader's brilliance has caused to to go blind.

Mongol Octopus Capuera-Monkey, join us in liberating Korea or burn with the rest of Tokyo.

but i live in Hokkaido, Kimmy!

and why would i join you? you're a crazy person who sucks off old men for enlightenment. that isn't my idea of fun.

I do believe it was you who first brought up the topic of going down on the Glorious Leader.

I would never be so crass as to bring up such a thing.

but you're the one who believes that you would gain enlightenment for it, after which his semen would blow through the back of your head. you dirty, dirty boy.

so why don't you give him head? he'll appreciate it, you'll have his balls in your mouth in a metaphorical AND literal sense, and you'd die. we would all be satisfied!

@strudel
Your sentence lacks an object, try again.

Glorious Leader forgives the occasional typo. Don't be daft.

I find that flag ironic...

So why exactly is the Taiwanese flag being used for the new flag of Beijing?

because kimmy thinks it's pretty, though it clashes with the drapes.