[Full Collapse] Is This Real Life Or Just Fantasy?

Day 2,486, 18:05 • Published in USA USA • by wookyjack

This is a game. This is erepublik’s own graphic used at the login screen for some players.

The image will probably upset people, it probably already has. Its not the only image they use so it does not single eUSA out. I think its good humor that lets near-meaningless countries fantasize about what it would be like to take down the United States of America. The creators exercise their own freedoms just as we all do. But we are the minority in this game. I hope this is VERY clear to eUSA players. We are a small dog in a big dog fight, but our bark is louder than our bite.


Incoming Thai Fighter!!!

You have probably already heard that these fools Thailand and the Philippines have set eUSA as a target for Air Strike and will attack on the coincidental 13th anniversary of the real life terrorist attacks that took place on September 11, 2001. Moving on from this ‘coincidence’ or ‘anniversary for Thailand’ it only tells me: GAME ON.


After several failed Air Strike proposals, we’ll see if this one on eUSA ‘holds water’. Apparently, when you’re flooded its a great time for a selfie in ePhilippines.

We have been requested a ransom of 5 million cc or we will eDie. Apparently, if you read the comments further down, our Country President told them to go pound sand. Had they just been honest with us and told us the money was for hookers and blow the conversation might have been quite amiable.


Their fighters will deceive you by any means possible. Stick to California girls or something. The Beach Boys can sing you a song about that if you like.

Don’t be fooled by these air strikes. Yeah, I bet there are some players who are enemies of eUSA who want to throw down like James Brown. But remember this is the only time these types of people can ever take a jab at us. Instead of letting it get you down, keep your guard up and know when a troll is a troll, and a roll is a roll. And if we don’t feed the trolls then we get to keep our rolls. Robinhood Men in Tights ref...anyone? Bueller? xD


They will try. But a sinking ship will sink.

Overall, there is going to be a lot of butthurt and real life animosity strewn over the eBattlefield. I tell you what though. This is about the most exciting thing erepublik has seen in the 8 months I have been around. We will fight. We will stand firm. What will happen to our enemies? Well, they have these gorgeous pieces of tail to look at!


Gotcha again! This is a dude. Don’t be deceived!!!

I now open the floor for comments and trolls.