A new threat has arisen to Ireland's security, more grave than that of the eUK's very occasional wish to invade us, and one that could see us all drowned.
For the past while, the eUnited States has been fighting a PTO. This is not unusual historically, there has almost always been a PTO presence in the eUS, and the constitutional structure and politics of the States has been designed around such threats.
However, for the first time, a PTOer party has been gaining legitimacy and support. A large number of eAmericans believe the American Freedom Alliance is an actual American party, and that it is being persecuted for one reason or another.
This view is deluded. As exposed in an excellent article by Civil Anarchy, the party is full of Macedonian, Serbian and other enemy agents.
These enemies are far more aggressive than the British have ever been, and have never been closer to gaining power. Ireland, as practically the smallest country bordering the United States as well as a high profile ally of Croatia, is therefore threatened as well.
I urge the following measures to be taken by the Irish Government:
1. That the Minister for Foreign Affairs or a suitable appointed representative be dispatched daily to the eUnited States diplomatic and political channels to urge action and to grant what little support we can give. Our concerns and position must be tediously clear to the Americans.
2. That the Canadian government be contacted with regard to cooperation in the event of a successful PTO.
3. That the Minister for Foreign Affairs keep EDEN informed as to our concerns about this.
4. That the immigration mechanism be monitored more thoroughly.
While the eUS becoming hostile would be interesting, the Christmas period is approaching and many people will be on and off at the time. I'd rather not have to stay at a computer until January 5th (or even the 25th) when there's turkey and beers to be had. Even a delay of a month or so of a PTO victory in the eUS will give us time to mobilise, and reform our structures.
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