[Feds] Secret revealed on How Congress Candidates get Selected

Day 2,652, 20:39 • Published in USA USA • by Talio Extremist


Many members ask me, "How do party members get selected for Congress?". So in an effort to be transparent and open I will share the little known party leadership secrets with you. First and foremost, I want to say a special "Thank you" to Cromstar for being such a skillful PD (Political Director). As a former PD, I know it can be a thankless job with many sleepless nights during the congressional election.

All candidates who have been active members in the party go through a rigorous screening process led by a background investigation from the Federalist Bureau of Investigations (FBI). Below is a archived photo of Tyler Bubblar entering the FBI building during his initial run under the Federalist Party flag.



Once they enter the building the dedicated FBI perform an extensive and invasive discovery to ensure the candidate meets up to the Federalist Party Standards.



Once cleared by the FBI, the candidate's profile, along with others, are placed into a state of the art computer system that runs sophisticated and complex models to determine the order they will be placed onto the Federalist Ballet come election day.



After a final check by the Party President the candidates are given the seal of approval to run under the Federalist Party Banner.



I am proud to announce this month's candidates that have made the list:


Slybabymichele


Orikfricai


Hekter


Molly Emma


Cromstar


YTrex


Ace Viper


IndexInfinity


Dave Gulya


Rafaia


Trekker


Soda Knight


Talio Extremist


Leothechosen


GonzoVeritas


Carthan


Viky


Raidoh


Tyler Bubblar


Paul Proteus


Evil.Elvis


and eMerica's Sweet Heart ... Melissa Rose

Remember to Vote Federalist and Stay Proud and Horny on the 25th.