[FED] WookyJack says Vote Federalist. Why?

Day 2,469, 20:51 • Published in USA USA • by wookyjack


Tomorrow is Congress election day. There are a few Fed articles in the top 5 and my pants are pretty damn tight; walking is difficult. To distract my mind I will write something intimate about the people I have entrusted to be candidates for Congress. I almost didn’t write this too. But what kind of Party President would I be if I didn’t show love to the people I am sending to the Nation’s big house? Plus, after tomorrow’s elections I’m pretty much irrelevant so I might as well try and do something, right?

Has anyone seen my crossbow? This weekend was...a blur.



Gonzo Veritas | when I first joined SHIELD I saw this guy chillin, two-clicking, fighting a few fights a day. The SHIELD shout feed was about as quiet as an Egyptian catacomb and there was a handful of Division 4 fighters droning on about Erepublik. After a few months GV started to kill hundreds of Serbians and other enemies of America. He also started participating in Joint Strikes with other MUs and like throwing a beehive at an unsuspecting girl at a pool party, GV came to life!!! I hope he enjoys getting more into the meta gaming with us Feds.

Jude Connors | this guy was a leader of zombies. Now he liberates the oppressed and defends ‘Murica. He also runs a tight ship of a radio station and ensures many of those around him are loved while being heavily smoked-out. I’ve known Jude for quite a long damn time. And that’s special enough. I don’t need to tell you anything else because what he and I got you can’t have. So suck it.

Molly Emma | so I watched the movie with Emmy Rossum where she is singing with the Phantom of the Opera and thought of Molly Emma. She happens to be that beautiful of a singer. Oh, and she can Country President naked if she wanted. Hmm, actually, she should do that. Maybe we can get her to for Congress? Mind the gaps.



Civil Anarchy | he is pretty old. But then, so am I. I interviewed him for Country President ages ago. The guy is super smart and very articulate. He also is extremely dependable. I guess that’s good news because I’m running out of dependables. So now he’ll be in Congress. This should be fun!

Evil Elvis | this guy likes Breakfast. And he is the organizer of Fed clubs. Breakfast Club. And he is the silent guardian over the Feds. He bleeds P/H. He’s going to be in Congress. ‘Nuff said.

Alexander Auctoritas | FIST. P/H.

Scott Coyle | came around a few months ago and the guy is amazing. He’s got graphics talent coming out his ears. Also, he is so goddam friendly and courteous he could charm the pants off AMP members. But never mind about that. Scott works hard 24/7/365 for the Feds. He also happens to be the Fun Director and has some phenomenal programs running right now to get some excitement going. If you have time come check it out! Last, Scott Coyle could be future PP. So for now he’s gonna Khangress it up for us. ❤



Hawkie | Lifeguards for life. o/

Kevin Sheridan | this guy is legit. He takes initiative and turns programs into fortune 500’s. Don’t know who he is? Good. I’m not gonna say much else because I’m selfish and he’s my secretf*ckinweapon. Back the f*ck off.

Trekker | ever since my Fedception this guy has been my Fed-long mentor. Everlong. This reminds me of Foo Fighters and that’s my favorite song. I love you Trekk Trekk.

JA Lake | he came inside. That’s SFP double penetration. Ooooh meso P/H!!!

Leo.TheDamager | this guy’s ingliiishhh is totttalllieee AWSSOOOMMMMMM!!!!



Trickstir | when you look at this guy you have to be super jelly and say “Tell your beard to give my beard power!” His beard reigns supreme. The Feds are gonna dominate with manliness in Khangress even more so.

Mazzy Cat | I have a great many things to say about her that are great, but she’s walking towards me right now with a gag...Mazzy, wtf? MMMFFpppphhh---mmmFFFFFFFF
mmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmfffff!!!!!!! *whip sounds*

Anka LeadeR | I grab Anka and throw him towards Mazzy Cat and run away!

Lucius Best | Well, this guy is pretty chill. He was dormant for a while, but there is much potential here. Although The Incredibles is one of my favorite movies ever, Mr Frozen has other commendable talents that are yet to break through the ice. Bust out the ice skates folks because Winter has come!

Mrawesome | this guy puts a smile on my face. I mean, he smiles a lot. His SHIELD uniform is a giant smiley face. He also P/H’s the hell out of being a captain for the MU. He is also a quiet guy unless you prod him. I prod him a lot. I actually kinda forced him out of two-clicking hibernation because it turns out he has something to offer the party. His smile can get you from 6 to midnight. What else encapsulates this much P/H? Right? Get some from Mrawesome!!!!!!



Arith | Are these the droids you’re looking for? Don’t be fooled by this bounty hunter’s irc charm. Well, ok, give in to his charm. He’s incredibly nice and knows how to have a good time.
A/S/L? 😛

Sniper80 | he is a truly dedicated member of the Federalist Party and SHIELD. He and I started talking months ago and he works very hard for the nation. He is also my savior. One time we were storming the beaches of Normandy and he sniped all the Nazis so we could head to France and get that Rubber resource. The French girls lifted their skirts willingly.

SenoritaLaura | recently reached out and applied for Congress. Although completely honest about a very short tenure in politics I was very excited to see a player who isn’t polluted by the politics and shenanigans of Congress. Who knows, in short time we will soon see another Mr. Smith Goes to Washington + shenanigans. Its a win/win!


P/H.


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