As per my promise in the previous article...
Many of you probably know that our good friend Timmy has very grandoise plans for eAustralia. Apparently ditching an alliance in the way we did makes us look so good to the rest of the world! (if only they didn't all think we're traitors) Sometimes you need to tell a little white lie or two to Timmy so that he doesn't continue his run of stupid plans.
This one in partcular was me trying to tell him things such as, eAustralia won't beat Indonesia, ditching friends in NaN for the sake of 3 regions makes us look more awful than we already did, and TWO doesn't revolve around eAustralia. I'm sorry Timmy, but there are much more important things in the world.
I must apologise for this myself, I don't mean to put eAustralia down. But let's face it, eRepublik revolves around Europe and TWO aren't going to drop their ongoing campaigns to give us a couple more regions for a week or two, before priorities shift and Indo take them back immediately. I had to tell him the truth in these well-thought plans of his - it will be many months until we're free. Unless you're a European eNation, you probably shouldn't expect much.
It also proved fruitless to tell him that betraying people and being prepared to alliance hop to chase a mere 3 regions is frowned upon. Sorry to dissapoint you Timmy, but the eWorld isn't eAustralia, where people on your side can be treated as disposable when something bigger comes along for you. You've proved it with War Crew, and I'm about to prove that you proved you're doing it with TWO.
So enough talk!
Here is what really happened behind the scenes when joining TWO... Here is what your genius government think of those who fought for our recent 'freedom':
So there it is, our then-MoFA at his finest. Did you know about this, TWO?
I know we both said bad things - it is indeed my personal belief that TWO, and indeed the eWorld, revolve around certain European countries. Because of the demographics of the game, it's completely unavoidable. On the bright side for me however, I haven't made something of a slip-up by telling anybody and everybody my grandoise plans.
Why did I choose these logs today?
Simply because Tim has threatened to 'go to TWO HQ' about Binda. This will seriously undermine our relationship with TWO and Tim is willing to do that purely because of a grudge with Binda. Consider yourselves saved from being dragged in to Tim's problems...
As Tim is no longer MoFA and probably won't even be near the cabinet next term, I feel it's now safe to post these. I always intended to post them, but I'm sure you can understand why I didn't do so until now. We don't need to be punished because of the idiots in power.
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If you're a candidate in the forthcoming election, I recommend keeping this character well away from cabinet decisions. No MoFA should ever behave like this. My party is committed to TWO, and this is one of the two main reasons as to why we have chosen to work with Binda this election.
An Explanation on my Support for Binda, for Those Willing to Listen...
Some of you may have seen, I offered Larni a chance to surrender yesterday. All she has to do is apologise publicly, which we all know will never happen. While the demands weren't serious, the principle behind it was.
When we came to eAustralia, we tried to befriend both sides. We wanted neutrality and not to be dragged in to your political situation... We joined ARP initially, along with War Crew. We got along well enough (hence all of these worrying things I've been told..) but the constant pissing contest between certain members of the ARP & Binda became something of an annoyance for many of us. It was then decided, we'll make a party to maintain neutral ground between both 'sides'. We wished to maintain the friendships without getting involved in the politics.
If you follow my articles, you'll know that in the last 3-4 weeks the level of threats from Larni to specifically us relating to Binda had increased greatly. It got to the point where we couldn't even tell Larni that we got along fine with Binda after getting to know her. (because we don't care about the politics, to some it's a shame its ALL about the politics) Had Larni found out we were on talking terms with Binda too, we would have been banished from the community long ago.
In recent days, it's unfortunately got to the point where my party can no longer take anymore. Larni has driven 5-6 of our party members to other eCountries because they simply can't tolerate her anymore, and she's issued sanctions now against everybody affiliated with us. For this reason, we're going to try damn hard to ensure Binda wins the forthcoming election.
We do not care for the politics, we think that Binda will 'break' the country is total BS. We're now happily accepting the role of standing up for the lesser members of the community against this eBully.
The sad part of it all? I've been told daily in the numerous attacks from ARP members that Binda is evil and the source of all negativety in eAustralia. Binda isn't the one who couldn't handle our friendships with the other side. Binda didn't threaten us to join her side. She was nothing but supportive despite joining the opposition. ARP's leaders on the other hand? They simply couldn't live with the fact that we don't want to pick a side.
If you think we're in the wrong for wanting to be friends with both sides; if you think we've been appropriately punished for trying with difficulty to maintain a friendship and neutrality with both sides, then please post in the comments why you think this. I'm interested to know why we've been painted as the bad guys.
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