[eUSA][WTP]Vanek for President!

Day 1,924, 20:32 • Published in USA USA • by Serendipitous

Greetings, America. I'm sure you've noticed this article.


Don't fuck with it.

What does this mean, everyone?

It means mood music.

Welcome to redemption, America. Long have we taken the back seat in geopolitics. No longer. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...

Vanek26.

Vanek26 has a list of qualifications longer than Michael Jordan's arm in Space Jam. National Security Council Chair for perpetuity, Vanek ensures the protection of our borders and the destruction of our enemies.



A perennial congressman, a devoted player, Vanek26 is reliable, committed, and beyond prepared. His primary role as a military official has required him to have a profound understanding of game mechanics, perhaps the most nebulous and prospective part of the game.

America, I ask you, consider Vanek26.

He can be your brother.
Your captain.
Your king.

To the WTP, I speak directly. There are many other prospects in this race. But Vanek26, who has always been a loyal American, will represent the interests of every party and citizen in the country, and lead us... to Victory.



Yours in all things,

Serendipitous

Vanek is Victory