[eUS Marines] Operation Grouchy Gaucho

Day 2,520, 11:37 • Published in USA Ireland • by Fitisin

Today, your eUS Marines were briefed on those evil-doers down there in Argentina and their sinister plans to pierce the sun-tanned underbelly of the American Southwest via an airstrike into Mexico.



Argentina hoping for a miracle to pull this off…even Jesus/soccer fan guy is like, “whoa!”

First, they’re going to plunge their tanks into the Mexican homeland, then flip it, drop it, and thrust into America, yelling whatever Spanish word means, “Surprise!”



No, Señor, you do not look like you’re joking.

America can count on the monster, damage-dealing eUS Marines to be on guard, protecting Uncle Sam from this sinister back-door busting operation. Already, thousands of Q7 tanks have been set-aside for America’s defense…and those are just for John Largo and Tech/I Am Groot to use!



Official Spokes-babe of the Marine Corps.

Are you ready to join the deadliest group in the eRep World? You’ve got to be big, strong, mobile, active and be ready to eat Argentine babies for breakfast.



For extra comfort, we fight naked.


You must be 45K strength and a minimum rank of GoW* to even catch our interest. If you do catch it, you’ll be one of an elite unit that defends America and her Allies at every turn.

Apply here:



Sign-up today to knock around those grouchy Gauchos from ARG, Semper Fi bitches!