[ESO] ESO says Frix4CP!

Day 2,814, 02:42 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by VoodooMike71


In the spirit of generosity common in ESO but hard to find anywhere else, this week’s awESOme weekly update is brought to you … a day early!

I know, I know - I can’t believe your luck either.


In this update…
1. CP election! Frix4CP!
2. AOB


Frix4CP!
Tomorrow - day 2,815 in eRep parlance - is CP election day. After rigorous hustings and the thorough democratic process you’ve come to expect from The eUK’s Coolest Party™, ESO settled joyfully on our candidate for the role. And that candidate is…


Frix's list of achievements is longer than anyone else's. FACT.


The moment the result of the internal poll was published and Frix had won, he swung into action with articles outlining his intentions as CP. Obviously he was the first CP candidate to do so, because he’s clearly extremely well organised, super efficient and a natural born killer leader - all excellent qualities for CP I’m sure you’ll agree.

You can check out his articles below:
Frix campaign article 1 - A Winning Perspective
Frix campaign article 2 - The Coolest, Fresh, Most Bodacious Cabinet Ever!
Frix campaign article 3 - The Policies

Based on Frix’s success, our friends in UKPP immediately swung into action and voted to support Frix’s campaign (much to King William’s annoyance, which is always a good sign)…
UKPP Article - UKPP back Frix4CP

...and messages of support have been flooding in to ESO HQ from other parties and individuals.



So why, good citizen, should you use your vote positively by voting for Frix in tomorrow’s election? There are many many good reasons, but here are just five to start you off...

1. He has a wealth of experience, both domestically and internationally.

2. He was the brains behind the revolutionary National Basic Income scheme.

3. His proposed cabinet is awesome. Really - check it out - it’s incredible.

4. He’s from ESO, which means you just know that his term as CP will enormous fun as well as smart and effective.

5. His diplomatic skills are legendary…


Opposition supporter neutralised.


There you have it - Frixios2000 is clearly the premier candidate for the premier job. So go public with your support for Frix4CP. Tell your friends! Persuade your enemies! Shout your support from the highest rooftops with articles, comments, shouts and votes.

And most importantly, vote for Frix in tomorrow’s CP election!

Frix4CP!

Make this happen people. You know it makes sense.


Any Other Business
Obviously other things have been happening in the last week: competitions, articles, the return to the eUK and to the ESO fold of Mr Immanuel Kant etc etc. But frankly, all these things pale into insignificance when compared to the importance of the Frix4CP! campaign (which I may have mentioned above).

However, feel free to check out the articles from Max Blue, Sir Jimmy Saville, CheetahCurtis, Mr Cherry, Mr Immanuel Kant and any of the other superstars of ESO for more information.

But make sure you vote for Frix4CP! first.



Although this article is intended for members of ESO, who - frankly - struggle to keep up with the sheer quantity of cool stuff that’s happening, we’re aware that people from outside the party follow our every move and hang off our every word. That’s fine - it’s understandable. And because we’re an open, caring, giving party, we encourage that sort of thing - who are we to restrict access to our awESOmeness?

So these are for you. And don’t forget, you can always join us and be part of the only eUK party that’s growing*.



*probably true


Carlton will be voting for Frixios2000 in tomorrow’s CP election. Obviously.