[ESO] Bunch of retards... Or not?

Day 2,905, 13:46 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Sir Jimmy Savile

So, I'm doing a review over some of our members so lets see if ESO is a bunch of rambling retards or are we actually normal people! o.O



So I'd better start with myself.

Jimmy: Aside from my name, I like to think of myself as normal. I go out with my mates get drunk then come home and play erepublik... normal right?



Frix: Uses funny english and tends to ramble on about nonsense (mostly independence for men who wear skirts)



MrCherry: If you didn't know, him and a girl (I hope it's a girl) called Miausae are engaged. Miausae invited MrCherry to erepublik and to join ESO, upon doing so MrCherrry refuses to leave the computer. Not even Miausae in her best naughty cloths can persuade MrCherry to take his eye of ESO.



MIK: An aspiring politician in both RL and eLife... So he's not to be trusted. He'll probably give cats more rights than humans 😕



Curtis: They say pictures speak louder than words

Point made



Voodoomike: Clearly he's a well practiced magician. If you look at his profile picture he made a voodoo doll for both ESO and RN and stabbed them with the needles of membership! People suspect ESO of multing... It was all voodoomike!



Danndydan:



I think he just dislikes Princess Diana... Otherwise he's a funny guy!



Astri😛 ESO once had a discussion trying to figure out if Astrid was a boy or a girl. After failing to come up with a conclusion we decided to refer to Astrid as "IT". IT spent a lot of time jumping between ESO and UKRP before ESO Yak finally made IT join the missfits of ESO (although I could be wrong and IT may still be jumping between the 2 parties).



Scarfar: He's ducktastic



Aleks: Serbia saw that ESO was becoming a super cool party and in order to keep us under control they placed Aleks in our grand party. This however was counter productive and aleks only added to our awesomeness. After this the serbian spy network fired aleks. To their surprise they found out that aleks has become a promising dictator candidate and have been trying to get back into contact with him. However ESO anti spy team have blocked all messages to aleks and made serbia a very busy place by causing their wipe (Not many people know it was actually ESO anti spy team that caused the serbian wipe so please don't spread this around). Aleks will make a fine dictator and ESO wish him the best if he makes it.



Chaos297: Manga writer and angry scots man (cause have frix wasn't enough)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZLkvzJGfJA



FaP: Spends most his day going through mongress messages and hating himself for applying for speaker. FaP is probably one of ESO's most overqualified and underpaid members. But don't tell him that or we'll lose our only slave labour 😕



SirMorton: He bite worse than he croaks. He's ESO's ultimate weapon when it came to fighting off the serbian spy's!



So overall its an odd bunch but that's what makes us a fun place to be 🙂 Hope you enjoyed the read and maybe join us at ESO!