[ePakistan] Dio is Love. Dio is Peace. Dio is India.

Day 1,048, 22:38 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • by Max McFarland 2


Dear Citizens of Glorious Pakistan,

Would you like some theme music?
~ Just sit back and listen before you begin to read. ^_~

Is a man not entitled to the resources of India?
"No," says the main in Maharashtra. "It belongs to the Cows."
"No," says the main in Florida. "It belongs to the Amerikans."
"No," says the main in Western Finland. "It belongs to EDEN."
"No," says the main in Sumadija. "It belongs to Phoenix."
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose PAKISTAN



ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Gentlemen, I'm breaking a personal tradition of avoiding direct national leadership. During my time in this citizen, I abstained from taking an official position at the head of any nation so that I could handle many matters directly without undue attention. The time where this was the best course is now past; we have great challenges ahead of us which must be met directly.

Here are the ministers of my cabinet:

GOD EMPEROR - Dio Brando

PRESIDENT - Max McFarland 2
- Vice-President - kotekzot jr

PRIME MINISTER - Dio Maksas
- Deputy Prime Minister - kotekzot jr
MINISTRY OF WAR:
- Pakistani Armed Forces Commander - Policy
- Dio's Fist Commander - Matthew Smith The awesomeness
MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS:
- National Security Advisor - St Krems
- Minister of Foreign Affairs - Badar Fateh Khan
MINISTRY OF ECONOMICS:
- Minister of Economics - Shahrose Khan
- Deputy MoE - Dr. Tango
MINISTRY OF SOCIAL AFFAIRS:
- Minister of Social Affairs - Ahsan Shahbaz
- Immigration Director - Devon Donaldson
　　　　
GRAND VIZIER - Woxan
- Vizier - kualkerr
- Vizier - pak_land
- Vizier - Agabey
- Vizier - helia 14

ASSORTED VAGRANTS:
- Amerikan Spai #1 - Alexander Hamilton (eUSA VP)
- Amerikan Spai #2 - GLaDOS (eUSA MoFA)
- Commander of the Top Gun Division - Pauly Walnutz
- Governor General of Kashmir - Policy
- Minister of Button Pushin - Crista22
- Minister of Dioist Affairs - Collinar
- Presidential Bodyguard - Laya
- Special Envoy to Sweden - Tomazim

Hopefully, this answers all of your questions regarding my administration.
If you still have any, feel free to ask them in the comments.



Presidential Powers - The president can propose an unlimited number of laws. I already have some particular laws in mind; I want everyone to know what to expect. These are the laws I plan to propose:

1. Message to New Citizens. This shall be proposed once daily, for experience farming.
2. Buy Constructions. We have no infrastructure in North-West Frontier Province or Punjab. I shall remedy this situation using personal funds. Pakistan shall stand ready to defend itself.
3. Trade Embargoes. We currently hold trade embargoes against Ukraine, Poland and Spain. I shall uphold the trade embargoes against Ukraine and Spain. I shall propose new trade embargoes against Sweden and India; they are respectively Pig-Disgusting and Cow-Disgusting heathens.
4. Alliance. There are discussions underway to acquire several of these. Stay tuned.
5. Declare War. First, India. Next, Sweden. Just check this month's national goals.
6. Propose Peace. Should it become necessary, we may consider peace, unless the target of our holy war is Cow-Disgusting, Pig-Disgusting, or a Double Spaniard. They shall have no peace.

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
~ George Orwell



eRepublik, The New World - As you already know, this world is currently in the grips of a Cold War. My brothers and sisters in the grace of Dio, this time is coming to an end.

The time has come for you to return.
The time has come for you to take up arms.
The time has come for you join the Exodus.

Should we take a stand against and prove glorious, the time shall come for Dio to return to us.

Cheers. 🙂 😉 😉 😃 😎

V/r,
Max McFarland 2 (Мак МцФарланд)
Party President, Stone Ocean
Congress Member, Sindh
Once and Future Serbian

We are Dio. You are Dio. I am Dio.
May the love of Dio be with you, forever.