[eIsrael Ministry of Defence] Incoming!

Day 2,426, 21:44 • Published in Israel Canada • by New Faustian Man


Shalom citizens of eIsrael o/

I’m writing this article to relay some unfortunate news: Pakistan have proposed to Air Strike one of Israel’s two remaining regions:



The Pakistan CP claims “boredom” and “for the lulz” as the primary motivator. See here:


A more honest appraisal is he’s just a puppet to the hotheads in ePakistan and elsewhere who don’t know the different between real life and Erepublik and who have been very vocal that they wish to avenge themselves against the eIsrael community because of what’s happening in Gaza.


We understand the people behind this move are also attempting to launch a second Air Strike against eIsrael. So, I hope everyone sees this for what it is: morons and bigots who think attacking pixel Israel and the small community of eIsrael will somehow right the wrongs they perceive are going on in real life. When obviously there is no connection between the two. No one in eIsrael is responsible for what’s happening in the real world, we’re an open community of players not just from Israel but from all over the world, so imagining you have the right to try "punishing” our community -- or specifically the real life Israelis that play Erepublik -- for what’s happening in RL is bullshit.


Yet if you want to persist on this bloodthirsty quest to wipe us off the map, we’ll stand and fight.



Yours truly overseeing the deployment of eIsrael’s missile defence system


Just like to say: I’m neither Israeli nor Jewish, but I’m still appalled by the retardedness of the kind of mindset that dreams up stuff like this.

If you feel the same, then your help will be greatly appreciated when the fight to keep eIsrael on the map begins.


Thank you o/


NFM,
eIsrael Minister of Defence