[DMV4CP] We're meant to be together Canada!

Day 2,112, 01:48 Published in Canada Canada by DMV3


Dear Canada,

Since you were kind enough to let me penetrate you with my love, I must ask your consent to let me proceed with our glorious love making by electing me as your beloved and glorious leader for the month of September. Now I know some of you are asking, "Who is this strange man and why is he penetrating me?" For those of you who don't know me(i.e. those who have been living under a rock for the last six months), I'm DMV3. I have worked with your current and past Presidents to help liberate Canada (a.k.a. America's hat) from the Pig Disgusting Spaniards. I will save the details and my resume for our next conversation because this is about my love for you and all the dirty things I have planned for you over the next month.


Do you want to be America's hat or do you want to let America into your pants?

Over the past several months I fell in love with Canada. It all started during Homer's first term as CP. I was looking for some fun so I decided to message him to see if Canada would like help getting a Congress. I then proceeded to contact some of my friends who ran Military Units in the eUS and together we decided to help Canada gangbang Spain. Let me tell you, that was the most fun I had in quite awhile.

From there my love for Canada grew, as did your love for me. With each trip I made into your lovely countryside to defend you from the advances of the Pig Disgusting our love and our relationship grew into something special and meaningful. Earlier this morning I decided to take our relationship to the next level and I penetrated you with all of my love and affection.




I know our relationship is moving fast, but the fact is we've been destined to be together since we first interacted all those months ago. The next step in our relationship is for you to let me lead you into our glorious future together.

My plans for the month, should you choose to make me the luckiest man in Canada are to build up Canada's infrastructure, provide an active and responsive government, and to make us new friends for our future together.



Tomorrow I will outline my experience and my platform. If you are interested in working with me to build a better Canada please fill out my Cabinet Application



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