[DMV4CP] We're meant to be together Canada!
DMV3
Dear Canada,
Since you were kind enough to let me penetrate you with my love, I must ask your consent to let me proceed with our glorious love making by electing me as your beloved and glorious leader for the month of September. Now I know some of you are asking, "Who is this strange man and why is he penetrating me?" For those of you who don't know me(i.e. those who have been living under a rock for the last six months), I'm DMV3. I have worked with your current and past Presidents to help liberate Canada (a.k.a. America's hat) from the Pig Disgusting Spaniards. I will save the details and my resume for our next conversation because this is about my love for you and all the dirty things I have planned for you over the next month.
Do you want to be America's hat or do you want to let America into your pants?
Over the past several months I fell in love with Canada. It all started during Homer's first term as CP. I was looking for some fun so I decided to message him to see if Canada would like help getting a Congress. I then proceeded to contact some of my friends who ran Military Units in the eUS and together we decided to help Canada gangbang Spain. Let me tell you, that was the most fun I had in quite awhile.
From there my love for Canada grew, as did your love for me. With each trip I made into your lovely countryside to defend you from the advances of the Pig Disgusting our love and our relationship grew into something special and meaningful. Earlier this morning I decided to take our relationship to the next level and I penetrated you with all of my love and affection.
I know our relationship is moving fast, but the fact is we've been destined to be together since we first interacted all those months ago. The next step in our relationship is for you to let me lead you into our glorious future together.
My plans for the month, should you choose to make me the luckiest man in Canada are to build up Canada's infrastructure, provide an active and responsive government, and to make us new friends for our future together.
Tomorrow I will outline my experience and my platform. If you are interested in working with me to build a better Canada please fill out my Cabinet Application
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Comments
I, for one, would proudly let Canada into my pants.
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DMV4CP!
Welcome to eCanada DMV3! Best wishes on the 5th. Alas I can't vote.
go, go
Good luck man o/
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Don't be That Guy.
Too late
Actually, it has two means, one for the yankies and other for the others Americans 😛
"America is NOT United States of America."
Yes, yes it is.
If that girl is Canada, then yes, she and I are meant to be together.
GL. o7
DMV4CP!
Way to go commander o7
Does that mean we are going to be the national guard?
You have done more for Canada in the past months than most of our population combined 😛 I can think of nobody better to support o/
Pat shouted, I clicked. I saw the bird in the bikini, I voted
Rule 1 of politics - Give the people what they want and you'll go far.
So if I give you a mansion full of red heads I can into space?
Mansion full of readheads and you can go into Ryldes head...more room than outer space 😃
\o/
Good luck!
Good luck
Voted!!
good luck
Yes, yes and yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer,
I need you!
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V+S good luck!
good luck buddy :'D
Good luck.
Welcome back o7
looks like he came back for one reason only to Rule with a Iron Fist lol
Good luck
I will not only rule with an iron fist, but also a velvet glove. Canada will learn to love my touch whether it be forceful or gentle.
I prefer a velvet sledgehammer
~hyuu~
Good luck!
"from the Pig Disgusting Spaniards"
For this kind of articles is why we have taken so long to give it a NAP to eCanada
We still love you Spain 😉
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I see xDD
If all Spaniards were as cool as Siddy the world wouldn't think you were Pig Disgusting.
If you have respect nothing wipe you long time
ah, and Siddy, be careful with he...
Good luck mate!
Strength and Honour
"or do you want to let America into your pants?"
America wants to into America?
Murica is our Pants.
America wants into your pants! Rawr!
If America is our pants, then where is our torso? Is Canada some grotesque monster mutant?
Well Bravo for having the balls my friend.
vote, good luck