[DGSN] Dutch Government of the State of Norway
Day 2,489, 12:43
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by Ministerie van Buitenlandse Za
Attention Citizens of eNorway,
As from today eNorway will be under a new government headed by Governor General Arcanic Mindje
All citizens of eNorway must report and comply with the Laws and Rules by the Dutch Government of the State of eNorway:
1.
All citizens are required to cook 100 Pancakes.
Any Citizen fail to comply will be sent to Prison.
Any Citizen burn a pancake numerous times will be severely punished depending on how many pancakes are burnt.
2.
All Citizens are required to fight for the Government of Netherlands
3.
Any citizen caught assisting resistance fighters will be beaten up and sent to Jail in United Kingdom.
4.
The exiled and former Government of Norway must pay a monthly tax to the State, if they do not comply the citizens will be forced to pay taxes.
5.
Any citizen caught making Crepes or other Enemy country foods will be sent to prison.
6.
All firstborn daughters must be sent to the Garmr State Police headquarters for genetic evaluation upon their sixteenth birthday.
7.
All citizens must report to the Garmr State Police, if failed work camps will be set up which the offending citizens will be forced to work by cooking pancakes all day
8.
Exiled and Former Government members are not allowed to participate in Military, if failed the members will be sent to Dark cells.
9.
All Males and Ugly women are required to work in factories for Dutch companies for 12 hours, cute and pretty girls to the Garmr State Police standards are required to work for Dutch citizens as housekeeper etc. Also they can be sold to other Dutch Citizens.
10.
All citizens are required to report to Town & City squares 10’o clock night time to sing a song picked by the Governor General. If failed to turn up without a valid reason will be beaten up and a punishment of cooking 100 more pancakes
Country President, NoTie112
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Willem The Conqueror
Leader of Garmr State Police, Garmr
Governor General, Arcanic Mindje
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o7
I want to buy indigo and one pannkaka, right now.
o7
Yes, law #9!! How much are those cute, pretty girls going for at the minute? 😉
Ask the Gastapo about that 😛
Just one question, who is to eat all the pancakes? You Arcanic Mindje? I hope you have a big stomach
and I don't think you will like my pancakes 😉
We will appoint a Ministry of Health to distribute all pancakes to the hungry Dutch. 😉
The pancakes will be given to citizens of Netherlands and sold to fellow allied countries :')
If you read the name of his newspaper, it doesn't seem likely he eats them, well at least not all of them.
There's other cool things to do with pancakes. 😉
"The pancakes will be given to citizens of Netherlands and sold to fellow allied countries :')"
Actually they will be thrown at citizens as your newspaper name says 😛
Seems legit.
Mindža as the head of Norway. What has this world come to? 😃
Pancake world
Pancakes!!!!
\o/
3 hours is lenient. i would suggest 12 hours a day.
Lol
o7
NL is always taking care of business :3
http://youtu.be/NCIUf8eYPqA
Crepes rule the world! 😃
You're lucky your not Norwegian or in Norway 😛
(;,,😉
eNL Foreign Affairs
genoeg gezegd
Wow, wow, wow, hold it right there, working in those Dutch factories (what is a Dutch factory, anyways - I am allergic to tulips?) will cut seriously into my pancake making time. I'm gonna need you to rethink that or I'm spitting in somebody's pancake!
You have a lots of time to deliver 100 pancakes 😛 within 12 hours after factory work done :3
This kind of articles make my stomach turn around. My great grandfather has suffered in the 2nd WW at the hands of that Gestapo you are talking about. I am ashamed of being eNL citizen. I am not into politics, but this goes way too far! Who ever wrote this is one sick bastard and I won't have anything to do with you!
You're getting it the complete wrong way, it is Garmr state police, not something else..
http://youtu.be/j46RANzFBsU
Permanently banned? Curious...
van Spijck was too cowardly to post under his own account name but my state police took care of it.
Get a live WW 2, thats eons ago..
way to cruel, no one deserves that...
Guess I'm leaving Norway then...
Have you been breaking Rule Number 3? 😛
Nope, just been planing to leave Norway for the last month.
comment..... comment on http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/peace1-2442731/1/20 .Please comment so I finish the mission
I just have one question...is the NL providing the ingredients and syrup for the pancakes...? Nice to see some of you still have a sense of humour 😛
The American's are providing us the syrups and ingredients 😛 in return of Pancakes 😛
Sorry...don't trust American syrup, can it not be Canadian..? If its not Canadian syrup..it just ain't right bro!
Canadian Syrup is banned as it comes from a Enemy Country. The Americans stole Canadian Maple trees during their time there so its even nicer 😛
What your kidding? Everyone loves Canadian maple syrup!
Rule Number 5.
Any citizen caught making Crepes or other Enemy country foods will be sent to prison.
Better watch out 😉
I cannot accept American syrup...this will just not do.
*Points at the Rulebreakers List*
Then you better put cuffs on me and take me to jail...p.s..I like it rough..
Those that are offended with the use Gastapo (GArmr STate POlice) mistakenly name Gestapo has been edited as we did not mean to offend individuals.
We hope that players see the banter side of the article though 🙂
Forgiven 🙂
I'm a lover not a fighter :3
Nice, Arcanic become Prince of Norway 😁
Also add,that all eNorwegian citizens are forced to fight for us, and with our orders 🙂