[Dental Corps] Statement Regarding Tin Foil Hats
The Vagabonds
Hello eUK, your Lords and Saviours are here,
We have been a bit quiet lately, after Wayne's epic month of epicness, not a great deal has gone on to which we could lay claim to. In fact, after Wookies attempt to follow in Wayne's footsteps, the eUK pretty much fell, face first, into a coma during the reign of Huey.
Things got so bad during the last month or so, that the eUK cried for help and elected 4 DCers to sit in the almighty PP chairs of our Top 5 parties (had WRP been worth joining and hanging around in for any decent length of time, we could have easily got all 5).
My God, TUP even elected the eUKer's most lovable 'PTOer' into office, for yet another term. The magnificent mwcerberus. Obviously, having not learnt from their ever so recent past, they are once again crying foul. Guys, when you elect such a independent minded, free thinking soul such as mwc, this kind of stuff will happen. He will not bow to the pressure of a few power crabbers, he will do what is best for the eUK.
Then to top it all off, the sight of 3 Dental Corps members nominating Alex Popovic as CP candidate, was all it took for the Tin Foil hat wearing brigade, to show up and start spouting nonsense. According to
From the jist of it, patriots, heroes and saviours of the eUK, DC, PTO'd the Top 5 (thanks, it was nothing, no seriously... it was nothing) with the sole intention of 1) electing ourselves to Congress, and 2) nominating Alex Popovic as CP, this is where it gets a bit messy. According to some, we did all this for teh lulz. According to the more sinister and darker thinking members of the eUK, we did it to exert our control over Alex, if, and it was a big IF, Alex was elected CP.
When you look closer at the details though, their thinking starts to fall to pieces. For those of you old enough to remember the UKPP 'PTO', will surely remember New Era's TACO or FragUK taking France as his domain, eUK's Empire or Bust! movement, where we ended up with the largest amount of regions the eUK had ever held, through to bringing you The Greatest Congress ever seen on our shores and all the way up to the more recent past with the destroying of Vendetta and the PTO attempt made by those of Serbian origin.
The Dental Corps have been proud eUKers, strong eUKers, and active eUKers.
We do not require control of a Top 5 party to get into Congress, regardless of a PP's feelings towards this fine Organisation, he knows he is getting an active, intelligent, experienced player, more than capable of doing his party and country proud. Hell, DC members are vastly superior then most of the eUKers on offer throughout it's history.
Which brings me on to the second part of this wacky idea.
That we, the nations sweethearts, gambled with eUK's future, after saving it from the brink of PTO, may I add, by electing Alex Popovic as a CP for teh lulz. I mean, come on, there is a time and place for teh lulz and we know exactly what time and exactly what place teh lulz arrives.
Why would we risk, what we have spent so much, time, energy and money on, by having a cheap giggle? The fact, that we, DC, would even consider using a person like Alex is also laughable. Why would we even require, what we have seen referred to as, a Puppet?
We are tried and tested.
We've been there, we've done that, and we've got multiple T-shirts.
As our more avid fans will know, the best and only worthwhile kind of puppet, is a DC puppet. If we can make Rfeist a CP, why the hell would we need Alex, we already have our very own knuckle-dragger?
Even Dapper wouldn't associate with this kind of thinking!
If you think we did pull this off, we thank you, for even we don't think that ambitiously of ourselves. If we really did though, don't you think we would be jumping for joy and shoving it in your faces at every chance we got?
Our past behaviour suggests we wouldn't be able to contain the excitement.
To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...
Oh wait, you can't!
Comments
Everyone knows Aleks is a DC agent...
I'm MOFA of Argentina. Clearly a DC conspiracy. 😛
Soon to be CP of eUK from what I hear...
No sky too high, no sea too rough, no Muff to tough.
I don't think I can contain it anymore guys... I just wanna let it out!
It was DC, with the revolver, in the sex dungeon.
It is good to see the fun back in the UK.
I thought you was coming over?
The USA has essentially ran me back to 2-clicker status.
FOR SHAME eUSA...
I've got a CS pass waiting. xoxo
IN YO FACE!!!!!!!!!!
The hotdogs I have come in eights and the rolls in packs of six - It's very irritating, cos there is always two sausages left over.
I think it's a Dental Corps conspiracy - so I'm going to have to throw away 2 hotdogs from every tin now just in case.
use one as a pleasuring device and the other as a spank tool, one use only
Why only one use? Just re-press the meat.
you wanna make a sex toy before every use?
Nope. Not buying it. Still think there's something going on.
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean that everyone's not out to get you.
They often say, a guilty mind breeds paranoia...
The solution to our problem is simple.
Buy 8 packs of hot dogs, buy 10 packs of buns, make a batch of 80.
Of course this raises a new question, do we, as our fathers and their fathers before them - sell 79; Or as Commrade Popovick would have us, supply 80 to the government for distribution to our fellow comrades.
If even I can be CP then DC can make anyone CP.....
#originalknuckledragger
i challenge you to make me CP with BA as vCP and dapper as MoFA
Who they want to make CP*
o7
Some gannet always gets more than one hot dog in his buns... hmm not sure that came out right... ha ha
you didn't get TRS; who cares
Dammmn, an open challenge. Get 4 top 5 parties and TRS. Do it.
I believe I was TRS PP whilst in DC. So they did PTO it...just didn't have a long game for the party
Horice is a DCer anyway...