[Dental Corps] Statement Regarding Tin Foil Hats

Day 2,546, 18:15 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Vagabonds




Hello eUK, your Lords and Saviours are here,

We have been a bit quiet lately, after Wayne's epic month of epicness, not a great deal has gone on to which we could lay claim to. In fact, after Wookies attempt to follow in Wayne's footsteps, the eUK pretty much fell, face first, into a coma during the reign of Huey.





Things got so bad during the last month or so, that the eUK cried for help and elected 4 DCers to sit in the almighty PP chairs of our Top 5 parties (had WRP been worth joining and hanging around in for any decent length of time, we could have easily got all 5).

My God, TUP even elected the eUKer's most lovable 'PTOer' into office, for yet another term. The magnificent mwcerberus. Obviously, having not learnt from their ever so recent past, they are once again crying foul. Guys, when you elect such a independent minded, free thinking soul such as mwc, this kind of stuff will happen. He will not bow to the pressure of a few power crabbers, he will do what is best for the eUK.

Then to top it all off, the sight of 3 Dental Corps members nominating Alex Popovic as CP candidate, was all it took for the Tin Foil hat wearing brigade, to show up and start spouting nonsense. According to Dapper, sorry, its a reflex, old habits die hard, according to certain members of the eUK, we the Dentals Corps are once again up to our old tricks.





From the jist of it, patriots, heroes and saviours of the eUK, DC, PTO'd the Top 5 (thanks, it was nothing, no seriously... it was nothing) with the sole intention of 1) electing ourselves to Congress, and 2) nominating Alex Popovic as CP, this is where it gets a bit messy. According to some, we did all this for teh lulz. According to the more sinister and darker thinking members of the eUK, we did it to exert our control over Alex, if, and it was a big IF, Alex was elected CP.

When you look closer at the details though, their thinking starts to fall to pieces. For those of you old enough to remember the UKPP 'PTO', will surely remember New Era's TACO or FragUK taking France as his domain, eUK's Empire or Bust! movement, where we ended up with the largest amount of regions the eUK had ever held, through to bringing you The Greatest Congress ever seen on our shores and all the way up to the more recent past with the destroying of Vendetta and the PTO attempt made by those of Serbian origin.

The Dental Corps have been proud eUKers, strong eUKers, and active eUKers.





We do not require control of a Top 5 party to get into Congress, regardless of a PP's feelings towards this fine Organisation, he knows he is getting an active, intelligent, experienced player, more than capable of doing his party and country proud. Hell, DC members are vastly superior then most of the eUKers on offer throughout it's history.

Which brings me on to the second part of this wacky idea.





That we, the nations sweethearts, gambled with eUK's future, after saving it from the brink of PTO, may I add, by electing Alex Popovic as a CP for teh lulz. I mean, come on, there is a time and place for teh lulz and we know exactly what time and exactly what place teh lulz arrives.

Why would we risk, what we have spent so much, time, energy and money on, by having a cheap giggle? The fact, that we, DC, would even consider using a person like Alex is also laughable. Why would we even require, what we have seen referred to as, a Puppet?

We are tried and tested.

We've been there, we've done that, and we've got multiple T-shirts.

As our more avid fans will know, the best and only worthwhile kind of puppet, is a DC puppet. If we can make Rfeist a CP, why the hell would we need Alex, we already have our very own knuckle-dragger?




Even Dapper wouldn't associate with this kind of thinking!



If you think we did pull this off, we thank you, for even we don't think that ambitiously of ourselves. If we really did though, don't you think we would be jumping for joy and shoving it in your faces at every chance we got?

Our past behaviour suggests we wouldn't be able to contain the excitement.




Just a little something to think about.








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