[Dental Corps] Overlords!

Day 2,663, 14:54 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by The Vagabonds






Hello Good Citizens of eUK, how are we all on this fine Friday night? Well, I hope. Me? I'm fantastic, couldn't be better in fact! The feeling when a plan comes to fruition is brilliant.

A week or so ago, our benevolent creator Plato unleashed a horrible new game mechanic called Dictatorship upon his minions, the players. With the help of a nameless admin friend and the combined expenditure of half a years wage for the average Romanian Joe worker, we were able to get little bits of information on how this would play out, prior to it being announced publicly. It came to our attention that while it was the MU Commander that would be the focal point of the initial Coup, anyone that became Commander of the MU after the Coup was won could in fact become the dictator!





Before we could strike though, a little birdy came and told me that Serfartsalot was organising his own Coup. Luckily, the seeds had already been sown months before and with the hype of DC favourite CptChazbeard finally creating Yoof the scene was set. Knowing that Serf liked and more importantly trusted Chaz, DC were able to direct the attempt, with Yoof as the figure head, fully paid for by Serf, while us in Dental Corps didn't even have to fight! I must say, as dastardly deeds go, this is one of our finest hours!



It wasn't as painful as it looked...


With Chaz faking his own death and selecting DC puppet Adastros as the next Dictator, we were able to finally maneuver ourselves into place. Unfortunately, Serf didn't win the CP race, Huey did instead, which was a bit of a disappointment for so many reasons...


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After looking at who Huey has in his cabinet, it has been decided by me that I will not be handing power over to him, in any way shape or form. Not through the game mechanics and neither through whatever Meta-Game play he has devised. Instead, I will be setting up a PM message with those I deem worthy of leading the country and being involved in decision making at the very top.





For those of you who don't like it. It's gonna cost you TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND country currency of private money to even attempt to change it, seeing as anyone other than myself taking money from Country Orgs is subject to a ban. Add in the fact your gonna have to out damage me and my supporters and it's gonna be a costly mistake.




Think wisely eUK











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