[Dental Corps] My Complaint about New Era

Day 2,361, 12:18 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by The Vagabonds





I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that thanks to New Era, querulous derelicts can now freely mold the mind of virtually every citizen—young or old, rich or poor, simple or sophisticated. If you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, New Era does not have a record of tolerance. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, New Era motivates people to join its posse by using words like “humanity”, “compassion”, and “unity”. This is a great deception. What New Era really wants to do is abet ethnic genocide, dictatorships, and what I call clumsy pickpockets. That's why New Era always turns to the dark bible of desperadoism whenever it needs ideas on how to hurt people's feelings. Stated differently, I believe in “live and let live”. New Era, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of its outbursts but endorsement of them. It's because of such mealymouthed demands that I avouch that we are observing the change in our society's philosophy and values from freedom and justice to corruption, decay, cynicism, and injustice. All of these “values” are artistically incorporated in one person: New Era.

By the way, like a rude cretin, New Era will siphon away the more beautiful and fragile parts of the human soul. That fact may not be pleasant, but it is a fact regardless of our wishes on the matter. New Era's smears are more than obtuse. They fill me with a sense of despair. More than anything else, they make me realize that New Era has occasionally been successful at combining, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying. Upon such points its natural character always exhibits itself most determinedly as it further strives to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power.



Here's a purely hypothetical situation: Let's say you were an ugly, abusive upstart who believes that New Era's faith in sensationalism gives it an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. Wouldn't you then at least consider the option of focusing too much on one side of the equation and not enough on the broader perspective of things? I ask because New Era wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that repulsive peculators are often found at New Era's elbow. This suggests to me that New Era has certainly never given evidence of thinking extensively. Or at all, for that matter.

New Era finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, I would like to give you an example of how maledicent New Era can be. New Era has admitted that it intends to perpetuate what we all know is a corrupt system. Okay, that may have been a particularly bald-faced and unsubtle example, but nothing unites people like a common enemy. That's why I would encourage everybody to take some shots of their own at New Era by reprimanding it for breaking us up into a set of quarreling, wrangling, squabbling factions.

There is still hope for our society, real hope—not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of cantankerous, nutty bribe-seekers but the hope that makes you eager to deliver new information about its brusque off-the-cuff comments. New Era's emotional involvement with plagiarism obscures its ability to see things objectively. I put that observation into this letter just to let you see that for New Era's louche plans to succeed, it needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. Before the year is over, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like “incomprehensibility” and “archaeopterygiformes”. They will be incapable of comprehending that New Era once tried convincing me that it has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring itself to help disseminate the True Faith of phallocentrism. Does it think I was born yesterday? I mean, it seems pretty obvious that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of New Era's crafty shell games. They are not a cause; they are an effect.

Apparently, New Era frequently accuses its nemeses of crushing national and spiritual values out of existence and substituting the prurient and crapulous machinery of collectivism. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the peevish to the sick-minded and even tasteless. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that New Era can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time.



New Era takes a perverse pleasure in watching people scurry about like rats in a maze, never quite managing to deliver it from its appalling ignorance. This implies that its shills tend to fall into the mistaken belief that it can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft, mainly because they live inside a New Era-generated illusion world and talk only with each other. New Era's ultimata promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for New Era's chargés d'affaires because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to New Era.

You may be worried that New Era will deny citizens the ability to draw their own conclusions about the potential for violence that it may be generating sooner or later. If so, then I share your misgivings. But let's not worry about that now. Instead, let's discuss my observation that it would please New Era greatly to let brown-nosing protestors serve as our overlords. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that my purpose here is not to tackle the multinational death machine that it is currently constructing. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that it always puts a fugleman in charge of threatening our core values, allegiances, and beliefs. That way, New Era can feign innocence, as it wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, it can easily deny that it has been trying to trick people into believing that divine ichor flows through its veins. Apparently, it has succeeded beyond its wildest dreams with dissolute loudmouths (especially the self-satisfied type); they're now fully convinced that the government's policies should be at odds with the will of the people.

If you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. New Era is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, it operates under cover of self-created screen. New Era seizes in its long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection.



People who know me know that I'm very observant. I can identify a daft clod merely by spotting certain turns of phrase, certain sentence constructions, certain ways of being. I can therefore indisputably conclude that New Era is the most daft clod of them all and that it is mathematically provable that it is obviously hiding something. I'm not actually familiar with the proof for that statement and wouldn't understand it even if it were shown to me, but it seems very believable based upon my experience. What's also quite believable is that New Era sees no reason why it shouldn't exploit other cultures for self-entertainment. It is only through an enlightened, outraged citizenry that such moral turpitude, corruption, and degradation of the law can be brought to a halt. So, let me enlighten and outrage you by stating that it doesn't really matter why New Era wants to make our lives miserable. Whether it's due to a misplaced faith in moral relativism, bribes paid to New Era by wicked euphuists, or nagging from some of the addlepated adulterers in its gang, the fact remains that that's what New Era wants. What I want, in contrast, is to notify you that if I hear its cult followers say, “New Era's writings are a veritable encyclopedia of everything that is directly pertinent to mankind's spiritual and intellectual development” one more time, I'm going to throw up.

To reiterate the main message of this letter, New Era is wrong.







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