[Daily Stag] Triple Trouble - UK Elections Special

Day 2,104, 12:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Snugz

TRIPLE TROUBLE
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Our top story today, presidents Henry Pfeiffer, Elle Roslin, and Neil Lewis recount their harrowing months of captivity in WookieO's lair
http://youtu.be/lNVoQNNClmU?t=22s
Rumoured country president candidate and hirsute skatalite WookieO was unavailable for comment, but a close friend added, "They weren't kidnapped, Wook was just offering them cabinet positions and free ceramic fillings!"


In other news... the United Kingdom Progression Party has agreed, over tea and burritos, to run tasty candidates from Every Single One and the United Kingdom Reform Party this month in the British congress.

The coalition agree that MPs in our congress need to treat each other and their voters with respect, rather than grand stand or steal the 5 gold and medal for nothing. Articles fly back and forth accusing one "side" or the other "side" of betraying the country. Meanwhile people are so busy flecking their keyboards with spit not to notice badly thought out wars, alliance damaging proposals, and foreign terrorists being given citizenship. If you are sick of the predictability of the UK being TUP vs New Era, then vote for UKPP, and take the first step towards the "new era" that we really want.


UKRP candidates Sir Humphrey Appleby, Schmidt Brogan, Dnouser and Snuggles join 12 other candidates in seeking a UKPP click tomorrow. For the full list and profile links, check in with Neil Lewis and the Ultimate Threesome 🙂

We also support our fellow travellers in PCP and the Workers Rights Party, who are also committed to the same goals, but would work with and treat civilly members from all parties and none. Remember, even if you don't usually vote, we are trying to break records with tomorrow's election, so click UKPP after 8am BST!


Keep an eye out in future editions of the Daily Stag for Stag Does, letting you know about the latest and greatest UKRP community events.

Our community is busy putting together quizzes, games, and loads more to get involved with and keep us Brits entertained. We share because we care. Join the UK Reform Party here!


All that is left for us at the Stag to say is: Good luck to all candidates and parties tomorrow. I hope everyone running shares the UKRP vision of a responsible congress with active members, discussing proposals maturely before putting them to votes, and keeping the UK's great low taxes. And remember, election spam is one day a month but its consequences can last for months to come, so enjoy clicking responsibly!

The Stag urges all its readers to replace their profile pictures for the duration of tomorrow with this:


We can smash our voting records and elect more than 13 great congress members from UKPP, ESO, and UKRP, but ONLY with your help! So please VOTE and SHARE this article, and change your picture today!


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In the Tesco's Finest UKRP tradition there now follows : ladies and cheesecake 🙂










HAIL BURRITO! HAIL DISHMCDS! :3

PS - vote UKPP 😉