Greetings loved ones. As CTRL gradually takes form, we are today faced with our very first real test. One of our four founding members, the USA, has come under an attack from Macedonia. As the first serious assault on our alliance, it is time to show the world that we are serious, that we mean business, that we are more than just a sad mercenary group to defend bonuses.
USA - Fight for USA
Brazil - Fight for USA
Spain - Fight for USA
SPAIN??? Oh well never mind, you do struggle against much punier foes than yourselves, take care of Colombia.
Poland - Fight for USA
POLAND??? ... Well they did say no more Balkan wars I suppose... And the UK is going to become a great addition to our wonderful alliance.
Besides, I'm sure Macedonia is receiving no help from its allies.
Oh. Well, it is clear that there can only be one answer to this evidence of the sheer level of fail of our alliance, and that is the EDEN PTO! Nemesis! Romper! French PTO teams! Admins interfering! Bugs! EDEN propaganda! Error 404 CTRL ALT DEL dfrhgdsa\fxf
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