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[CTRL] Very Unofficial Orders

Day 1,769, 06:59 Published in Croatia Croatia by ObIiterate

Greetings loved ones. As CTRL gradually takes form, we are today faced with our very first real test. One of our four founding members, the USA, has come under an attack from Macedonia. As the first serious assault on our alliance, it is time to show the world that we are serious, that we mean business, that we are more than just a sad mercenary group to defend bonuses.

USA - Fight for USA

Check!

Brazil - Fight for USA



Excellent!

Spain - Fight for USA



SPAIN??? Oh well never mind, you do struggle against much punier foes than yourselves, take care of Colombia.

Poland - Fight for USA



POLAND??? ... Well they did say no more Balkan wars I suppose... And the UK is going to become a great addition to our wonderful alliance.

Besides, I'm sure Macedonia is receiving no help from its allies.




Oh. Well, it is clear that there can only be one answer to this evidence of the sheer level of fail of our alliance, and that is the EDEN PTO! Nemesis! Romper! French PTO teams! Admins interfering! Bugs! EDEN propaganda! Error 404 CTRL ALT DEL dfrhgdsa\fxf

^_~

 

Comments

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:01

I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it.

Enfal TR
Enfal TR Day 1,769, 07:04

boogie ve kuk panpalarım selamlar

Jax6
Jax6 Day 1,769, 07:04

Poland will start licking the organ you sit on pretty soon Croatia...

Maced0n
Maced0n Day 1,769, 07:05

\o/

Thatcher meet you in Warsaw .

Talon Karrde
Talon Karrde Day 1,769, 07:05

BOUGHT ACCOUNT IS BOUGHT

Hanibal LA
Hanibal LA Day 1,769, 07:05

im saying all this last few months, but eAmericans are obviously stupid or i dont know what...

AronMacedon
AronMacedon Day 1,769, 07:05

we deserve it more,fight for us : )

StiflerFromAerodrom
StiflerFromAerodrom Day 1,769, 07:05

Let's Hope Spain keeps its honor and doesnt forget what we did for them o/

thaddaus
thaddaus Day 1,769, 07:06

I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it.
+1

Uber kiko
Uber kiko Day 1,769, 07:06

Lol : D

oboj
oboj Day 1,769, 07:06

lol

GOTTl
GOTTl Day 1,769, 07:06

LOL

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:07

Yeah BGSentinel, Spain was failing to overcome mighty Colombia so Poland is there now. Rofl

Kongha CAT
Kongha CAT Day 1,769, 07:07

CATMAXXX

flasckq
flasckq Day 1,769, 07:08

Thatcher < 3

simsekcountr
simsekcountr Day 1,769, 07:08

CTRL SHIFT DELETE !

Jax6
Jax6 Day 1,769, 07:08

BGSentineL Бугарија ја поддржува Македонија против, Америка, сигурно ти капе крфта а?

Hanibal LA
Hanibal LA Day 1,769, 07:10

thaddaus..why ?!

III Pocetnik Krivobarac III
III Pocetnik Krivobarac III Day 1,769, 07:11

lololol : D

Veli4estveniot
Veli4estveniot Day 1,769, 07:11

LOL Uzalud je svee Prcacemo mi , nebrinite

Ariakis
Ariakis Day 1,769, 07:11

I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it. +2

Bonna
Bonna Day 1,769, 07:11

kkkkk....

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:14

Update: Poland is now fighting for Hungary against Belarus. You couldn't make it up.

Djuk75
Djuk75 Day 1,769, 07:15

CTRL SHIFT DELETE

Chris Emma
Chris Emma Day 1,769, 07:18

Eden trolls...

Maced0n
Maced0n Day 1,769, 07:19

CTRL SHIFT DELETE

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:20

Dear Ameri, I'm concerned that you think that. What part of this is untrue, which is what calling me a troll implies?

Sean MacDiarmata
Sean MacDiarmata Day 1,769, 07:30

^^^ this

FRin
FRin Day 1,769, 07:32

v+s
I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it. +3

Alexander_Auctoritas
Alexander_Auctoritas Day 1,769, 07:36

FIST

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:38

Yes, AA is one of the "some".

CaioMario
CaioMario Day 1,769, 07:41

I'll be fighting for Macedonia, later on.

Why should I fight for the piece of shi* that sold my country to the spaniards?

ZeNaifas
ZeNaifas Day 1,769, 07:42

controLOL

Ariakis
Ariakis Day 1,769, 07:50

You forgot to mention Polish MUs failing hard while fighting in Albanian RW. ;]

lovric505
lovric505 Day 1,769, 07:51

Poland doesn't have MPP with USA

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 07:52

Not yet! Cool alliance bro

Goran Popovic
Goran Popovic Day 1,769, 07:57

Hanibal LA Day 1,769, 07:05

im saying all this last few months, but eAmericans are obviously stupid or i dont know what...


... ma dobro bre ... kako možeš to da kažeš za Amerikance ?!? ... xD

Goran Popovic
Goran Popovic Day 1,769, 08:00

Margaret H Thatcher Day 1,769, 07:38


... well ... dear Margaret ... you simply don't understand mechanisms of this game ... xD

... you noob ... xD

R3spect0r
R3spect0r Day 1,769, 08:02

Μacedonia is Greek region.there are not exist country with this name..

Goran Popovic
Goran Popovic Day 1,769, 08:04

R3spect0r Day 1,769, 08:02

Μacedonia is Greek region.there are not exist country with this name..


... bla, bla, bla ... xD

Chucky Norris
Chucky Norris Day 1,769, 08:16

It will be funny to check what happens when Poland will have that MPP with the US.

I think they will fight for us thought. Mainly because they hate Macedonia so much these day. Not really out of any true love for us...

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 08:20

My dear Chucky, they will almost certainly fight for you, until Saxony is threatened. Then forget about it.

eSupernova
eSupernova Day 1,769, 08:20

" Oh. Well, it is clear that there can only be one answer to this evidence of the sheer level of fail of our alliance, and that is the EDEN PTO! Nemesis! Romper! French PTO teams! Admins interfering! Bugs! EDEN propaganda! Error 404 CTRL ALT DEL dfrhgdsa\fxf "

I seriously love this part.

Dio Vigon
Dio Vigon Day 1,769, 08:24

This kind of article are so boring...

jupiter67
jupiter67 Day 1,769, 08:27

MKD vs USA ???
:cafe:

Gislaine
Gislaine Day 1,769, 08:27

We will win this war

HAIL eUSA

ObIiterate
ObIiterate Day 1,769, 08:29

Sorry vigon, I guess I should make up some BS lies about my allies, would that be more to your liking?

MACEDONIAN 9
MACEDONIAN 9 Day 1,769, 08:31

I hope Spain keeps its honor and doesnt forget what we did for them o/

Zelja
Zelja Day 1,769, 08:35

well spanish and polaks are busy in spamming about EDEN TO in media, its a hard, hard work for them trying to conceal real ONE TO going on in this moment...

Jeunny Swagg
Jeunny Swagg Day 1,769, 08:36

CTRL is a polish invention to protect theirs bonuses (and Spain); nothing more. So it's a trap for USA but american leaders are so stupid...

 
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