[CTRL] Very Unofficial Orders
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by Arrlo
Greetings loved ones. As CTRL gradually takes form, we are today faced with our very first real test. One of our four founding members, the USA, has come under an attack from Macedonia. As the first serious assault on our alliance, it is time to show the world that we are serious, that we mean business, that we are more than just a sad mercenary group to defend bonuses.
USA - Fight for USA
Check!
Brazil - Fight for USA
Excellent!
Spain - Fight for USA
SPAIN??? Oh well never mind, you do struggle against much punier foes than yourselves, take care of Colombia.
Poland - Fight for USA
POLAND??? ... Well they did say no more Balkan wars I suppose... And the UK is going to become a great addition to our wonderful alliance.
Besides, I'm sure Macedonia is receiving no help from its allies.
Oh. Well, it is clear that there can only be one answer to this evidence of the sheer level of fail of our alliance, and that is the EDEN PTO! Nemesis! Romper! French PTO teams! Admins interfering! Bugs! EDEN propaganda! Error 404 CTRL ALT DEL dfrhgdsa\fxf
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I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it.
boogie ve kuk panpalarım selamlar
Poland will start licking the organ you sit on pretty soon Croatia...
\o/
Thatcher meet you in Warsaw .
BOUGHT ACCOUNT IS BOUGHT :3
im saying all this last few months, but eAmericans are obviously stupid or i dont know what...
we deserve it more,fight for us : )
Let's Hope Spain keeps its honor and doesnt forget what we did for them o/
I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it.
+1
Lol : D
lol
LOL
Yeah BGSentinel, Spain was failing to overcome mighty Colombia so Poland is there now. Rofl
CATMAXXX
Thatcher < 3
CTRL SHIFT DELETE !
BGSentineL Бугарија ја поддржува Македонија против, Америка, сигурно ти капе крфта а?
thaddaus..why ?!
lololol : D
LOL Uzalud je svee 😃 Prcacemo mi , nebrinite 😛
I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it. +2
kkkkk....
Update: Poland is now fighting for Hungary against Belarus. You couldn't make it up.
CTRL SHIFT DELETE
Eden trolls...
CTRL SHIFT DELETE
Dear Ameri, I'm concerned that you think that. What part of this is untrue, which is what calling me a troll implies?
😁^ this
v+s
I'll be fighting for the USA later, though some of you don't deserve it. +3
FIST
Yes, AA is one of the "some".
I'll be fighting for Macedonia, later on.
Why should I fight for the piece of shi* that sold my country to the spaniards?
controLOL
You forgot to mention Polish MUs failing hard while fighting in Albanian RW. 😉
Poland doesn't have MPP with USA
Not yet! Cool alliance bro
Hanibal LA Day 1,769, 07:05
im saying all this last few months, but eAmericans are obviously stupid or i dont know what...
... ma dobro bre ... kako možeš to da kažeš za Amerikance ?!? ... xD
Margaret H Thatcher Day 1,769, 07:38
... well ... dear Margaret ... you simply don't understand mechanisms of this game ... xD
... you noob ... xD
Μacedonia is Greek region.there are not exist country with this name..
R3spect0r Day 1,769, 08:02
Μacedonia is Greek region.there are not exist country with this name..
... bla, bla, bla ... xD
It will be funny to check what happens when Poland will have that MPP with the US.
I think they will fight for us thought. Mainly because they hate Macedonia so much these day. Not really out of any true love for us...
My dear Chucky, they will almost certainly fight for you, until Saxony is threatened. Then forget about it.
" Oh. Well, it is clear that there can only be one answer to this evidence of the sheer level of fail of our alliance, and that is the EDEN PTO! Nemesis! Romper! French PTO teams! Admins interfering! Bugs! EDEN propaganda! Error 404 CTRL ALT DEL dfrhgdsa\fxf "
I seriously love this part.
This kind of article are so boring...
MKD vs USA ???
:cafe:
We will win this war
HAIL eUSA
Sorry vigon, I guess I should make up some BS lies about my allies, would that be more to your liking?
I hope Spain keeps its honor and doesnt forget what we did for them o/
well spanish and polaks are busy in spamming about EDEN TO in media, its a hard, hard work for them trying to conceal real ONE TO going on in this moment...
CTRL is a polish invention to protect theirs bonuses (and Spain); nothing more. So it's a trap for USA but american leaders are so stupid...