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Hello everyone and welcome to the show. My name is Joe Newton and this is The Newton Factor. This is the show where we talk about the big issues, and offer a logical point of view. A ton going on today everyone, glad you got a hold of the show, however you may have managed to get a hold of it. Tell a bunch of other people about it, would ya?



***Breaking News***

As many of you are undoubtedly already aware, Poland has attacked the eUK! Why? Poland doesn't have any good Tea and Crumpets. So, naturally, they want some! And the UK is just sitting there, throwing rocks at Spain, Poland's new Best Friend For Life. That is why Poland is attacking; to get Tea and Crumpets, and to shield Spain from the rocks.

But in all seriousness, the UK has been bad. Way back when, before WWIII, the super alliance of the day had just died, also known as ATLANTIS. The United States was kind enough to ask the eUK be in the alliance we were trying to make, Fortis (meaning strong in Latin. The people wanted an acronym, but we got Fortis.) and they played us for a fool. We went as far as to modify the Fortis constitution to please them. Then what did they do? They turned around and joined PEACE (pre-cursor to PHOENI😵.



As if this wasn't bad enough, Once WWIII started they land swapped with Hungary so that the Huns occupied Canadian land, and they even seized some Canadian territory for themselves.
This was NOT okay. The Canadians were (and are!) our bros.

Excruciating months later, WWIII ended in EDEN's favor with all PEACE forces being forcefully removed from North America like a fat girl at a strip club. Shortly thereafter, the phrase "I STAND READY TO KILL REDCOATS!" came from America, and some Canadians. We were angry.

We are still angry.

Why you ask? BECAUSE, the UK hasn't stopped being the United Faildom!
They attacked Norway, hoping to steal it's high oil. They kept Sweden initiative locked.
They have attacked the USA and kept us initiative locked. They have attacked Spain and kept them initiative locked!

Do you see a pattern here?!

But now, the UK is staring at 6 countries who have an open war with them.
And America has ALL of it's MPP's activated against them.

So now, you see why the UK must be freed from itself.
They can not be allowed to keep being the failure they are.
We will not allow it

Now, go forth AND KILL SOME REDCOATS!
o7

Traditional Quote: "Parade with me my brave fellows, we will have them soon!"
-George Washington (Washington rallying his troops at the Battle of Princeton in 1777)

See Ya'll next time.


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