[CP] The War Goes On
Lawkee
Greetings fellow eCanadians,
It's been 10 days since i got elected so i think it's time for another update. Before we continue to real deal i'd like to shortly look back on the recent mental breakdown and 'controversy' which were pointed against me, i can't help but laugh and say that i'm very amused by all that. I have a message for the haters and trolls:
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me
I said, this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little controversy
'Cause it feels so empty without me.
😃
The actual reason of their frustration: their small wieners.
Now, let's get back to important things shall we. In the past few days we were a bit more silent than usual in my cabinet, since we're carefully observing current development of the situation. I have to announce that ErickLeRouge is a new member of my cabinet, one of Canada's veterans who's willing to help me with French translations and hopefully bigger inclusion of French community in our activities.
MPPs:
We've renewed MPPs with Serbia, France and Sweden, and signed new MPPs with Hungary and Argentina. I must give a shout out to New Faustian Man, our glorious MoFA who did all the talks, a man who's doing a great job, which is why he's in my cabinet after all. The MPP with Lithuania was declined by Congress due to the fact that they didn't want to pay for both halves of the MPP which they payed last term, and we don't have sufficient funds for it.
Alliance:
I must inform you that things in our alliance are not so great, it's going through a rough patch. Not sure is it because of Xichael's incompetence or just an exigency for a big overhaul in the current system of this alliance, but it's obvious that things aren't functioning well. You already know that Albania invaded 3 Orion countries. One of them, Sweden, made a deal with Colin, and they're free now. France and Canada are still under occupation. The main focus of the alliance is not on Albania now, but Turkey, who invaded Iran. Now i didn't see with my own eyes but i heard that some Iranian soldiers were fighting against us, collecting Colin's COs. Again, dunno if it's true, but if it is, not cool. I had the chance to attend one meeting, and it was more of a big charade than serious talks about strategy. I'd say that cooperation between allies in Orion is very poor, and i'm not sure why. This is just from my point of view, you can disregard it if you think otherwise. But one thing is for sure: Orion needs strong leadership and a new system.
Occupation:
Regarding Albania, we had one unsuccessfull RW today, and nothing's changed, our maritime regions are still occupied. Colin left a comment on my last article, where he said that he's willing to trade 2 regions. I'd lie if i say that i didn't think about it, especially since we're cut off from the rest of the world, and unable to have TW, or a real war. Correction: we could have a real war, unfortunately we'd end up wiped in a week or less. So we have to stay patient and wait because we're just pions in a grand chess game. I wish we had more people, i wish we had more funds, because things would've been different. One thing is sure: we will continue to fight. Let's just hope that global events are going to shift and turn in our favor soon. I'm counting on it.
Salutations mes camarades eCanadians
Cela fait 10 jours que je été élu, je pense donc, qu'il est temps de faire une mise à jour. Avant de parler des vraies affaires, je voudrais faire un petit retour sur le récent choc nerveux et a “la controverse“ qui a été faite à mon sujet, je ne peux rien faire d’autres que rire de tout ça mais, que cela m’a bien amusé. J’ai un message pour mes ennemis et les petits génies :
Je peux dire que maintenant, cela ressemble à un travail pour moi
Donc tout le monde devraient me suivre
Parce que nous avons toujours besoin d'un peu de controverse
Parce tout le monde se sente si vide sans moi
Je l'ai dit, cela ressemble à un travail pour moi
Donc tout le monde devraient me suivre
Parce que nous avons besoin d'un peu de controverse
Parce qu'ils se sentent si vide sans moi.
La raison réelle de leur frustration : Ils ont des petit phallus.[/i]
Maintenant, revenons aux choses sérieuses. Au cours des derniers jours, mon cabinet a été un peu plus silencieux que d'habitude, puisque nous observions attentivement le développement de la situation. Je dois annoncer qu’ErickLeRouge est un nouveau membre de mon cabinet, un des vétérans combattants du Canada qui est prêt à m’aider avec des traductions française et je l'espère, promouvoir une plus grande implication de la communauté francophone dans nos activités.
Pacte mutuelle de protection:
Nous avons renouvelé les PMdP avec la Serbie, la France et la Suède, et signé de nouveaux PMdP avec la Hongrie et l’Argentine. Je dois faire un éloge à New faustien Man, notre glorieux MoFA qui a tous fait les négociations, un homme qui a fait un excellent travail, après tout c’est la raison pourquoi il est dans mon cabinet. Le PMdP avec la Lituanie a été annulé par le Congrès en raison du fait qu'ils ne veulent pas payer pour les deux moitiés de la PMdP qu’ils ont payé au dernier terme, et nous ne disposons pas de fonds suffisants pour cela.
Alliance:
Je dois vous informer que les choses ne vont pas très bien avec notre alliance, ça va de travers et nous vivons une période difficile. Pas certain que la cause est l'incompétence de Xichael ou tout simplement une exigence pour une grande révision du système actuel de cette alliance, mais il est évident que les choses ne fonctionnent pas bien. Vous savez déjà que l'Albanie a envahi 3 pays d'Orion. L'un d'eux, la Suède, a conclu une entente avec Colin, et ils sont libres maintenant. La France et le Canada sont toujours sous occupation. Le principal objectif de l’alliance n’est pas sur l'Albanie pour l’instant, mais la Turquie, qui a envahi l'Iran. Maintenant, je ne vois pas de mes propres yeux, mais j’ai entendu dire que certains soldats iraniens se battaient contre nous, encaissant l’argent de Colin. Encore une fois, je ne sais pas si c’est vrai, mais si oui, ce n’est pas cool du tout. Je eu la chance d'assister à une réunion, cela a été plus, une grande mascarade, que des discussions sérieuses sur la stratégie. Je dirais que la coopération entre les alliés et Orion est très aléatoire et pauvre, je ne sais pas pourquoi. Ceci est juste de mon point de vue, vous pouvez ignorer si vous pensez le contraire. Mais une chose est sûre: Orion a besoin d’un sérieux coup de barre au commandement et d’une meilleure direction.
Until next time,
Punisher 1389 CP of Canada.
Viva le Canada!
Comments
I could vote article but since there is Marshall Mathers I just could not do it 🙁
Stay strong Canada! o7
Long live the Speaker of the House! \o/
Where is this house with speakers and what kind of music do they play.
It's hardceore raw gagsta hip hop nothing like that slimy shady MinM blondie xD
It wouldn't be a Punisher rant without a shoutout to me, so thank you for being consistent, if not predictable.
As for the alliance, if you actually showed up to the meeting where we discussed the Iran situation you would probably have a better idea of what is going on. You know we can't do anything about Colin right now, so why waste our energy smashing our head against a brick wall when we can give Iran a hand for a couple days? You do remember when Iran flew all the way over to Canada and spent over 1million cc to free us from Croatian occupation, don't you? Are you really going to give us grief over giving them some priority when they are getting gang banged? You know how we want to deal with Colin, we talked about it in the one meeting you did attend, so it is a waiting game. In the meantime, we can help Iran.
An alliance isn't a cure-all, it requires the CP's of member countries working together. Show up on Thursday to the meeting and share your grievances with the other countries and we will talk about it. You are the CP now Punisher, you are the main actor. As SG my job is to support you, but you must take the leading role.
you will get a shout out when you actually deserve it.
I'm just pointing out the facts, and informing our citizens on what's going on, what i've read in the Orion thread. If you see it as a 'rant' that's really only your problem, and if you say that alliance works perfectly then you're lying.
I won't be attending your meetings to 'grieve over' our situation, it's not an AA meeting or smth. If Orion is able to help us, or if Canada can actually be of use for allies, then we can talk strategy and coordination, if not, you can pick anyone from my cabinet to 'share grievances' with them because i really don't have patience for that charade.
TL😉R
"I haven't done much and can't get anything off the ground"
"I'm the CP, but I blame Xichael"
"Until next time" (like 10 more days)
you can donate at least 1k gold that you stole ages ago and i promise, we will be free in no time.
I'm still kind of confused as to why NFM was appointed over me as I was MoFA the previous term. To your credit you did send me a PM asking if I'd like to stay on along with him to which I didn't reply in a timely manner. Honestly I didn't even know NFM was in eCAN. That being said...
~hyuu~
Xichael's been working his a** off, and you know it, Punisher. We're in the same bloody Orion threads, and we've both seen him do all he can as Secretary General. You just can't stop stabbing your cabinet members in the back long enough to take a position of leadership.
Hey, guess what, Nixon? Being CP isn't about attacking your political enemies, it's about uniting them to face your common ones. Have you not been playing long enough to know that?
Its amazing that Punisher is actually a disappointment as CP
Expectations couldn't have been any lower of him as a player
Cmon prove that you're not just self proclaimed true hero and patriot, and give back the money you stole from Canadians, for the best cause - our liberation. No? You'd rather troll and do nothing? That's what i thought pumpkin. Now shush.
He did that once. A long time ago. He service to the state since has more than made up for his breach of trust. Keep bearing that grudge, though, you're cute when you're angry.
Suck up to Xichael now, because you have no friends left. He gave you a position which is the only reason for you to start kissing his a*s. Sad thing is...that you only know to suck up to people and that you have an enormous imagination. With your latest mental breakdown you've shat on everything you said and wrote in the past 15 days which tells a lot about you. And because of what? Because you weren't elected as PP. Like i said before, with 'friends' like you, i don't need enemies. I really won't get into discussions anymore with a loonie like you Brucie. Byebye
Spewing the foul detritus you excuse as speech does not refute my point, Punisher. The longer you dwell on silly party politics, the longer you let Canada die on the vine. If you're going to run this country so poorly, hand it to someone who cares above petty drama.
I'm going to hand it over to you sweetie just stop being so mad
I have an idea, Vote me for president, ez! 0 experience about more than half the aspects of the game but 10/10 would do a better job than punisher
if you had visa card without limits and no brain, and if you weren't TRolo's multi then yes i'm sure you would.
Ain't nothing more Presidential than quoting Emnem lyrics and making tiny dick jokes. This CP is all class.
Looking forward to kicking your ass back into inactivity in the upcoming PP elections.
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Your eloquence makes me blush.
heh