[CP] Statement from the UK CP

Day 3,139, 03:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by 10 Downing Street

Today is a historic day. The nation has chosen its path. It is not the path that I - as CP - supported, but it is now our path into the future.

There is no doubt that - without careful leadership - the days, weeks and months to come could be filled with fear and uncertainty. I will continue to be here as your noble CP in order to steady the ship. So it's handy I'm in the Royal Navy - we know a thing or two about ships.

However, I am clearly not the person to lead our great nation in its new direction. Therefore, I am today announcing that I will resign as CP in three months time - after two further successful CP elections. I will stand aside and gracefully allow someone new to steer the good ship Blighty into its isolationist future.


Thank you.

It's been emotional.






Right, I'm off to panic buy Evian, Kinder Eggs and Seats before emigrating to Gibraltar.