Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen
So let me tell you a story. I logged onto erep this morning and found amongst many messages a threat from the next Argentina CP:
Axelopolis to Larni Kaddlestorm | 13 hours ago
I am writing an article.
Peopel say in the eStreet that Axelopolis will be the next president of Argentina What do you think? Are astralians afraid?
Without giving it a second thought I send the standard reply:
Larni Kaddlestorm to Axelopolis | 7 hours ago
Not at all, we've known for a month that you would be the next Arg CP. After dealing with Indo for so long, Argentina aren't scarey.
But now after mulling it over for a few hours I must admit I feel a little honoured that this child wants to threaten us ‘next month’ not now... no they won’t attack while I am CP, instead they will wait. Can’t blame their really, I’ve been kicking their #$%^ asses to the curb for two months straight. Toying with them, teasing them, antagonizing them knowing full well there is not a damn thing they can do.
You see baby Axelopolis you are of the mistaken belief that once my CP term is up I will simple fade into the shadows. In a sense you are correct, I am a shadow haunter who keeps out of most affairs. I am the one they lock in the basement surrounded in a glass coffin tagged “Break only if Aus really needs it”
With a simple request I will come back, assume control of the military and whoop your monkey ass up and down the street upon a whim. Just because I can.
So you send me a message, a threat, you seek to intimidate me and ask if eAustralia is afraid of you. There is a simple three word response but I will get to that soon.
You want to insult me, at least have the common decency to use google translate and do your research before you decide to provoke me. Ask yourself some simple questions.
1) Why did Terra and TEDEN allow Aus to continue blocking?
2) What is Larni’s avatar?
3) What is a Dropbear?
4) Why did you never win Auckland while you were being slimly dogs fighting for a One nation?
5) Why have you always failed to outplay me?
You are a strong nation, yet you have never come toe to toe with me. You dare to insinuate that an attack on Aus is imminent well princess I got three words for you.
Three words that ring true to every eAus, that once mad our voice heard around the world.
You run your mouth wanting to be the tough guy when the whole world knows the truth.
You have bordered us for more than 3 months so shut your mouth and
Don't waste time waiting for another CP to take on. If you want me, come and get me.
Be warned. If I get called back from my retirement because you clowns want to try your fear and intimidation on my successor I promise you one thing. My foot, your ass.
So, in answer to your query, no Aus is not scared of you.
Long live freedom.
I may walk on the side of the Angels, but I am not one of them.
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