[Community] Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team Auditions - Win 5 Gold!
Day 2,340, 09:30
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by The Irish Community
"Did you forget to pay the electric bill again?"
Do you have what it takes to stay alive?
To prepare for the pending Zombie Apocalypse we are putting together an elite team. Are you prepared to fight the zombie hordes, or are you thinking this guy will save you?
Wrong.
For a chance to win 5 gold provided answers to the following in the comment section below:
1. Clothing and Gear?
2. Primary Weapon?
3. Secondary Weapon?
4. Melee Weapon?
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
6. Location of choice?
7. Soundtrack of choice?
8. War cry?
9. Last words?
10. Vehicle of choice?
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
For example, my choices are:
1. Clothing?
Standard army fatigues
2. Primary Weapon?
A mint Dick Tracy Tommy gun. Original packaging included.
3. Secondary Weapon?
Bow and arrows. More Daryl from WD then Robin Hood.
4. Melee Weapon?
A sword. The traditional and well practiced method of dispatching the undead.
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Water bottle with water. Food rations x2. Medical kit. One grenade for the end.
6. Location of choice?
Home turf and because islands are for pussies.
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Sunshine lollipops and rainbows
8. War cry?
Tastes like chicken.
9. Last words?
Boom.
10. Vehicle of choice?
Austin Mini Cooper.
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Based on the growing number of kids I continue to father and support, I believe I can successfully re-populate the planet if needed.
Dooo it!
Four people will be chosen for the survival team. Each will be given 5 gold.
A certain latitude will be given about the authenticity of weapons and items, etc, but if you think you’ll kickass because you’ll have light sabers and the Batmobile, well… you’d be right, but for the purpose of this contest you will be zombie food.
Good luck to everyone and see you on the other side.
Note: To give credit where credit is due, I totally stole this from Pat Harper. Thanks Pat.
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I look forward to seeing the responses.
1. Clothing and Gear?
Full winter gear (cause it's Ireland)
2. Primary Weapon?
A sweeping brush (Mothers' favourite weapon)
3. Secondary Weapon?
A wooden spoon (Mothers' second favourite weapon)
4. Melee Weapon?
A toy with a particularly hard head
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Spuds, bacon/ham, turnip, cabbage & more spuds
6. Location of choice?
Kerrrrrry
7. Soundtrack of choice?
I am the Voice (Eurovision) by Eimear Quinn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj345GYAG1k
8. War cry?
1 & a 2 & 3 Maccarina
9. Last words?
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"
10. Vehicle of choice?
Your mama.............'s Ford Fiesta
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Cause: "I'm not gon give up (What?)
I'm not gon stop (What?)
I'm gon work harder (What?)"
1. Clothing and Gear?
American Football pads and helmet
2. Primary Weapon?
Flamethrower
3. Secondary Weapon?
Incinerating dart gun
4. Melee Weapon?
War Axe
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
beef jerky, a blunt, chewing gum, a grenade, band-aids
6. Location of choice?
A hotel
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Classical Music
8. War cry?
I'm unstoppable!!!
9. Last words?
I'm unstop...
10. Vehicle of choice?
armored golf cart.
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
The beef jerky. Don't ask. Just trust me. I'm unstoppable.
Nothing better than smahing a zombie's head in while listening to Mozart huh 😛
1. Clothing and Gear?
-Clown costume.
2. Primary Weapon?
- Shoulder mounted machine gun.
3. Secondary Weapon?
- I think spoons are great. I can shoot zombies with them.
4. Melee Weapon?
- The Lobotomizer
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
- Some snacks, movie, water bottle, colt revolver, lightsaber.
6. Location of choice?
- Hawaii
7. Soundtrack of choice?
- Black - Wonderful Life
8. War cry?
Here we go.
9. Last words?
- I'll be back
10. Vehicle of choice?
- M1A1 Abrams.
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
- Simple, because I want to live.
And because of your fuel crunching tank i will ride my Unicorn.
1. Clothing and Gear?
http://www.legaljuice.com/files/2013/09/woman-women-in-mens-clothes-suit-outfit-mans-male.jpg
No heals, steal toe flat boots instead.
2. Primary Weapon?
Bow and Metal knitting sticks.
3. Secondary Weapon?
Machete kit
4. Melee Weapon?
Crotch lady guy
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Whip, Peyote, a cigar, tin of salmon and fresh cocoa beans
6. Location of choice?
Mexico City, Difficulty level: 30 million people.
7. Soundtrack of choice?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSHYlSxQyJM
8. War cry?
Jump around! Jump around! Jump up Jump up and get down!
9. Last words?
Así pasa cuando sucede (This is what happens when it happens)
10. Vehicle of choice?
Yellow Hummer
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Because machetes cut, even if blunt.
YEah! Machete is the AK of melee weapons 😛
Correction: Crotch Lady Gun*
Machete kit is da best. 🙂
1. Clothing and Gear?
Zombie suit with a big sign on the front and the back with NOT A REAL ZOMBIE! (zombie's can't read right?)
2. Primary Weapon?
AK47 (a reliable gun because it's a bit awkward when your weapon fails while being ganked by zombies)
3. Secondary Weapon?
A German Luger
4. Melee Weapon?
Brad's scarf
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Canteen with water, Canteen for moonshine, a copy of some Survival Guide by Bear Grylls, Bug spray, Nicotine Gum
6. Location of choice?
Some area with a low population density but enough food probably the amazones
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Falco - Der Kommissar
8. War cry?
NI! NNNNNI!
9. Last words?
I was only borrowing your food, you don't have to be a douche about it.
10. Vehicle of choice?
A horse of course. I'd prefer a Unicorn. Not because they're supposed to be "cute" but for the extra weapon they provide.
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Because i'll eat you if there's nothing else to eat. Hell i'd probably enjoy it too.
Rock that Falco.
And the name of your character is: Cannibal before it was so main-zombie-stream.
😛
The sooner you start with it the sooner you'll learn to appreciate consuming your kinsmen 😃
That maneuver is calle😛 Aztec Sun Day. 😉
1. Clothing and Gear?
Anything with lots of pockets.
2. Primary Weapon?
Cavalry Saber. ( no reloading)
3. Secondary Weapon?
.22 caliber semi auto rifle. (can carry lots of ammo )
4. Melee Weapon?
Wooden baseball bat.
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Water, food,first aid kit, knife, rope
6. Location of choice?
Maine. (few people and freezing weather freezes corpses solid in winter)
7. Soundtrack of choice?
AC /DC
8. War cry?
I like soup.
9. Last words?
Oops.
10. Vehicle of choice?
Horse. (refuels on grass)
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Because I realize we are all in this together and for one of us to survive we all need to survive.
The cavalry men will rule the zombie apocolypse. I have always said it.
I always suspect the horse will get eaten.
But there are other horses. Gas will run out.
I feel like I should be worried by how much you know about guns........
Nah. I have several. No problems. Well trained.
1. Clothing and Gear?
An ancient Scottish kilt with shield.
2. Primary Weapon?
Bagpipes (makes zombies head explode)
3. Secondary Weapon?
Bow and arrow.
4. Melee Weapon?
A steel lump hammer with tribal carvings.
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Haggis x2, whiskey x2, water purifier
6. Location of choice?
Scottish Highlands
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Cry of the Black Birds by Amon Amarth
8. War cry?
ALBA GU BRATHH
9. Last words?
GET IT UP YE!
10. Vehicle of choice?
War horse
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Because my life would be made into a movie similar to Braveheart, Rob Roy, or Highlander.
Voted for the soundtrack choice 😛
1. Clothing and Gear?
Nothing (the sight of me in the nude surely would scare away at least half of the zombies, right?)
2. Primary Weapon?
Wooden Spoon
3. Secondary Weapon?
Carving Knife
4. Melee Weapon?
A Stanley hammer would do the trick, I think
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
A box of tea bags (Barry's Tea preferably)
A bottle of Jameson's whiskey
A packet of chocolate digestives
Flask of hot water
Box of matches
6. Location of choice?
At the top of Patrick's Hill, Cork. I'd like to see zombies climb that! 😉
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Anything by Christy Moore
8. War cry?
Stay away ye langers or I'll give ya a smack of me wooden spoon!
9. Last words?
Ah, feck it anyway!
10. Vehicle of choice?
Pope mobile
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Cos I'm only from Cork, like!
DO ya see, similar thinking with the wooden spoon, eh?
lol Yeah, it's the perfect weapon! 🙂
zombie apocalypse? what does this involve exactly don gomar
Seriously? You don't know what the zombie apocalypse is and what it entails? Every third movie has zombies now. Geesh.
there was such a game on google+ but of course all games is off there so as a game what does it involve.
Game? We are talking real life here. They are coming.
Voted but too new to get involved in this topic lol.
Add me as your friend if you don't mind guys.
A lot has changed since last time a tried to play this game.
this is all very confusing do you guys want to join the clerics we hunt orcs not zombies.
So are the Clerics Elves or Dunedain Rangers?
Thanks for offer.
But i need time to figure all this new things and have them settle in my brain lol.
Even i was playeing this game in the past i feel like a noob now, again lol.
1. Clothing and Gear?
Standard army issue MTP, with webbing
2. Primary Weapon?
AK 47, you want a rifle that won't have stoppages.
3. Secondary Weapon?
minimi, for when shit really hits the fan
4. Melee Weapon?
Sword
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Sleeping bag, water bottle, chlorine tablets, decent lighter, ration pack
6. Location of choice?
Castle, they ain't gonna be braking in any time soon
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Fear Of The Dark, Iron Maiden
8. War cry?
Leroy Jenkins
9. Last words?
Not bloody likely!
10. Vehicle of choice?
VW camper van
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like zombies.
You win for the Leroy Jenkins war cry.
you guys know it would be unfair for me to compete with all of my powers so i will have to sit this one out
1. Clothing and Gear?
Anything I can find
2. Primary Weapon?
Crossbow
3. Secondary Weapon?
Machete
4. Melee Weapon?
Light Sabre
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Toothbrush
Compass
Map
Good Coffee
Back Scratcher
6. Location of choice?
Alcatraz
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Us and Them - Pink Floyd http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcG47CpsU6c
8. War cry?
NOOOoooooo
9. Last words?
F*ck it
10. Vehicle of choice?
Nearest one to you
11. Why YOU should be a survivor? Because I am no more special than anyone else...but I am not a Zombie
In Waterford County we already have this covered http://redlemonade.blogspot.ie/2013/01/down-in-dungarvan.html
Alcatraz. Good choice.
I'm on the Ocean, at the very edge of Europe, so by the time they actually get to me across the landmass, it'll be the just the hardcore left 🙁
1. Clothing and Gear?
Blue woad, strong boots, a geansaí & the dog.
2. Primary Weapon?
Spud cannon. The sort that blows holes in car wings.
3. Secondary Weapon?
Shillelagh, studded ofc...
4. Melee Weapon?
A pimped battle hurley, like this: http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/story_27629_battlehurley.jpg
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Knife, flint, sunblock factor 50, Lavazza vacuum pack, rizla.
6. Location of choice?
Skellig Michael. For obvious reasons.
7. Soundtrack of choice?
None. Ocean roar and gulls is enough.
8. War cry?
Bua nó Bás!
9. Last words?
None. By the time I am defeated I will be the last woman alive - so why speak at all?
10. Vehicle of choice?
A decent R.I.B if there's still fuel, if not, a curragh'll do.
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
There is no way I'm gonna let some stinking rotting unhygienic freakshow creature best me in a fight.
Ugh.
Not ever.
Skellig Michael is an excellent choice, and I've got to get me one of those battle hurleys! 🙂
But I can't believe I forgot sunblock! My pasty Irish skin will be more vulnerable to the sunlight than to those feckin' zombies! My only hope is that it'll be a bad summer on Patrick's Hill and thankfully there's a good chance of that! 🙂 Or I could always join you in West Kerry, but they seem like greater savages than any zombies! 😉
1. Clothing?
School Uniform
2. Primary Weapon?
Tayto's (Cheese and Onion only)
3. Secondary Weapon?
Club Orange
4. Melee Weapon?
Tickles
5. Five Inventory Items (backpack)?
Hurley, Sliotar, Bodhran, Lynx Deodrant, Pipe
6. Location of choice?
Cork - Always Cork
7. Soundtrack of choice?
Raglan Road (Luke Kelly) - Although my version is best!
8. War cry?
Pull hard into your man!
9. Last words?
Mammy!
10. Vehicle of choice?
Currach
11. Why YOU should be a survivor?
Because I'm from Cork... obviously!
oh I'm back by the way!
Great to see the MoC doing well! Good work!
Yay! Welcome back! 🙂
Cheers John!