[COMIC NEWS]What you want for Christmas?

Day 1,495, 07:02 • Published in Poland Colombia • by W.A.R


Hello everybody and Merry Christmas to you all!
I bring you a special edition of Comic News, with a Christmas theme! Unfortunately, I don’t have time for drawings, so it’s an written editon. Enjoy and remember: we’re here to have fun! Trolling mode on:

I’ve sent the question “What do you want for Christmas?” to a bunch of famous eRepublik characters and here are some of the answers:

1. Romper: -A new rank! I was God of War before it was cool and everyone achieved it!
Fremenul: -Who would thought Romper is a hipster?!

2. Argrob: - A foot mouse!
F: - A what?!
Argrob: - Something like a regular PC mouse, but designed for clicking with the foot! You have no idea how my arms hurt after ‘Little Poland’.

3. The Headless Chicken: -Isn’t it obvious?! A fu**ing head!

4. PedjaT: -A new haircut. People are stopping me on the street to ask for an autograph.

5. Martabak Ostin: -A perma ban for Smee Again! I was the king of trolls!
F: -What can I say Ostin, Smee’s mustache overtops your sunglasses.

6. Smee Again: -To become in the same time Supreme Commander of both EDEN and ONE!
F: -How do you intend to do that?!
Smee Again: -I’ll troll both alliances that an imminent attack from an occult power will crush them unless they put me in charge!

7. Wieloryb: -I want the cutest pink ponny on Earth! And it should be made out of cotton candy! Mmm, delicious!

8: Zoli: - If I say I want Erdély back, you won’t publish it, so I want to profit form this opportunity and ask for some HELP from our allies! Ukraine and Bulgaria are wiping us!

9. Alex Craciun: -Hmm, I would like to win the presidential elections in Romania without even publishing an article.
F: -Wait, you already did that in October.
Alex Craciun: -Right, I did. Am I awesome or what! Too bad it wasn’t Smif on 2nd place.

10. F: -Macedonia, what do you wish for Christmas?
Macedonia: -TO STOP CALLING US FYROM!
F: -But I didn’t…
Macedonia: -Oups, sorry.

11. BattalGazi: -To make Turkey the first country that had, through time, MPP with any other country in eRepublik.

12. Plato: -Well, as I’m always concerned about what citizens desires, all I can wish is as many to send their feedback in the right section of our forum, to vote in the polls we propose over there, or just comment in the Erepublik Insider.

Extra: Plato: -What about you, Fremenul, what do you wish?
Fremenul:-More and more subscribers, until I’ll top dsokre 😃 And no more deleted articles.

What about you? 😃

Hope you’ve enjoy it! Chain-shout it if you like, vote to thank me for the laugh and subscribe for more! Don’t get mad, it’s just trolling!
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Greedy for new subs,

Vive la Résistance!