[AMP]Mergers and Acquisitions

Day 2,769, 17:14 • Published in USA USA • by Synesi

Hello good citizens,

I am Synesi, and I am the unofficial dictator of AMP. Everything I say is the unofficial opinion of the AMP leadership. I chose to let Aramec be Party President because I don't like being in the public eye.

So effective immediately, the following events will be occurring.

1) All members of We The People will be merged into AMP, I have already discussed this with Hale26, PP of WTP, and he is onboard. You may find our forums here: AMP Forums
WTP leadership will be given token leadership positions within AMP for a period of 16 days, and afterwards will be stripped of all access and thrown to the curb like a wet fish.
*The discussion between myself and Hale26 may or may not have actually happened*

2) All members of AMP will be receiving free donuts.



3) Cromstar will be joining AMP. I have discussed this with him, and though he never responds, his decision is clear. Welcome to AMP Cromstar!!



4) The Black Sheep have very graciously chosen me to be their leader. However I chose to decline that great honor, and instead have allowed their current PP eShades to remain in power as a statement of our everlasting friendship and rivalry. I have also removed all posts regarding this decision, so if any members of Black Sheep cry foul and say that I was never chosen as their leader, it is because I have removed the posts to prevent internal division of BS.

*Not totally sure how picture is relevant*

5) AMP and Feds will be hosting a "Have you joined AMP yet?" event. We would like to thank the Federalist Party for their support in this event.

6) USWP will not be joked about in this article because I fear their immense elitist powers.

*Note: All content found in this article may be false, but you should join AMP because we have a good time*

Thanks for reading folks 😃
Join AMP today! American Military Party is Best Party

~Synesi
"Unofficial lord and master of AMP"
"Not actually the unofficial lord and master of AMP"