[AMP] Laying the Congressional Smackdown!

Day 1,680, 17:14 Published in USA USA by John Killah


Gimme some of dat MOOD MUSIC!

THAT’S RIGHT, AMP BROUGHT THE BOOM BOOM!!



Domination tastes like … the blood of your competitors.

I’ve done the rounds with elections before. I’ve ran the AMP Congress Machine twice, helped many a time after that. But for the first time yesterday, I helped with Elections of the party as its leader. Protip - IT’S SO ****ING NERVE-RACKING SOMETIMES!

First off … I want you all to show all the love you have (Greeling, keep it in your pants), for Haliman! and Potato134! These two men (with a small amount of help from me and others, do not think any help given went unnoticed) helped lead AMP to one of its best bouts of dominance seen. Potato did a damn good job for a first time PAC Director (Haliman’s done PAC alot, he gets no special mention now :3) and he should be damn well proud of himself. Yes potato, you can quote me on this when I say - Good f***ing job.

Breifly before I speak of the candidates, i’m aware some people will/may be annoyed with us at the percieved lack of helping in the ATO of some states. First, i’m as annoyed as you about the fact there were even PTO’s in the first place. But also, you anger/annoyance is also unjust. Ask Potato, ask Haliman. I told them to try and help the ATO. I didn’t care if stopping the ATO meant a seat went to USWP … or Feds … or Inci. Unfortunately, it seems that we didn’t muster enough help. I’m not gonna lie, we should of done better. But don’t think we never helped.

Now, the candidates. Boy did we get a good bunch. We’ve got damn good quality candidates in people such as Zheng He and John Largo! We got experience in people such as Longoba and Oblige. But best of all, we even got a couple of new bloods in there! Let me tell you what, I love it when a person who genuinely wants to learn and help, gets into congress! It’s ONE of the best feelings in the world (I’ll leave the other feelings, to you imaginations 😉 … Greeling …)

Unfortunately, some of our candidates didn’t make it through. And that saddens me, because I believe they would of made great additions, not just because they’re AMP, but because they’re damn well awesome! They rock the amp’s all night long … that’s what she liked.

HERE … is your AMP CONGRESSMEN! -



I expect great things from each of these candidates, and will be extremely annoyed bordering murderous rage if they derp.

Yesterday, thanks to them, we showed the eUS … No … THE eWORLD that AMP is roaring …. and boy are we roaring loud!



From our Retention Director, with love.

Eric Vanderberg today proved, that Retention still exists, and it’s still a functioning department …. thankgod.

You’ve got a treat this week! He’s hosting not one, but TWO events!

Starting THIS VERY NIGHT, we’ve got a proper games night, full with Trivia … Uno … and Strip Sorry, Texas Hold Em’ Poker. Prizes? They’re nice 😉

And then, there is MEET THE DEPARTMENTS on Friday. Details are still being formed on this one, but it’ll be your chance to speak and understand what the departments do etc.



Great Congress Showing, and this is only the beginning OF THE EVOLUTION!
✯✯✯Feel The ****ing EVOLVING Amps!✯✯✯


John Killah - American Military Party, Party President