American Woman

Day 636, 21:46 • Published in USA New Zealand • by WahooBob

American Woman!
Stay away from me.
American Woman!
Momma let me be!


America, if you are looking for high quality, hard hitting news on the nation's recovery from war, don't come knocking around my door. Read my last article, I'm retired now.

Looking for a good read, but can't find anything with election season coming up and a fresh load of PEACE propaganda stinking up the media section? Then look at The Jewitt Report. It's right here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/the-jewitt-report-179534/1

Honestly, I have read that paper since I was a noob. In times that I needed to laugh, it delivered humor. In times we needed serious answers to serious issues, it delivered. And when I went to Turkey to be the psychopathic poster child for the Greek resistance back in early June, Jewitt was right along side as the ringleader for Israeli resistance. He's even running my old AB platoon now.

Jewitt is a good guy, and if you don't subscribe to his newspaper, you will be missing out on the best journalism money can buy. Even if its printed on the cheapest paper. He is a Jew after all. 😃