[Archive] King Woldy the Weak
Bard of Spring
Voice of the Moon, Issue #2
Aug 11, Day 2821
King Woldy he Weak; a Worm in King's Robes
Let me take it from the top citizens... I have been inactive for a little while now, and recently got back into Erepublik. I figured, "hey, I haven't played in a while so why not get playing again?" I return to my beloved eUK, anticipating to see what her position is on the world stage.
AND WHAT DO I FIND?
I find her under the boot of Argentinian oppression and a so-called, self appointed monarch lording himself as our rightful leader, as defender of God, King and Country. He has halted democracy itself under the guise of being our saviour, but has done what thus far..?
This an is supposed to represent us, the people, and is supposed to be a strong symbol for what eUK is; honourable, traditionalist and godly. But he SPITS on our image, showing us little more than rats to fester amongst the maggots under the tyranny of the Argentines.
I speak out today against this pretender to the throne; you will never silence me and you will never keep your throne if you continue along your weak path, Woldy. Power to the people and glory to the Moon!
Written, edited and published by The Moon King. Glory to his rightful ascendance to the throne of eUK.
Comments
People that give a shit: 0
People laughing at you: Everyone
Give it a rest Ajay
Arguments presented; 0
Exaggeration of public opinion; High
Correct it wasn't an argument it was just a plain fact.
I don't expect you to respond to any of this because it proves how stupid you are and why your article is wrong. Anyway, lets go!
"I find her under the boot of Argentinian oppression"
We are actually freeing ourselves now. This would be a great time to unite the country so we can free ourselves, taking cheap shots at each other is idiotic and actually helps Argentina.
"a so-called, self appointed monarch lording himself as our rightful leader, as defender of God, King and Country"
Woldy isn't a self appointed monarch. He was chosen by the people of the eUK and they still want him there. As you say, you haven't been around, so I don't expect you to understand. He's also never claimed to be any of those things, Frag sounds more like the defender of everything.
"He has halted democracy itself under the guise of being our saviour, but has done what thus far"
There was a national referendum on appointing someone as dictator. Woldy won. This was for the protection of the country and came right after foreigners took charge of our country and stole money. I'll explain more if you want but Woldy is actually protecting us.
"honourable, traditionalist and godly"
Godly is a better description of me but Woldy does have those qualities.
"But he SPITS on our image, showing us little more than rats to fester amongst the maggots under the tyranny of the Argentines."
No, that is what you are doing by taking cheap shots and looking like an idiot. If Argentina think we are all like you then we would look like the least intelligent country in the game.
"you will never silence me"
Yeah but no one will take you seriously.
"you will never keep your throne if you continue along your weak path"
Well I'm glad he's not on a weak path then. You'll never gain the throne by acting like an idiot and taking cheap shots at people.
"Power to the people and glory to the Moon!"
Idiot.
Time to respond to a response; thtainly going to be quite the party.
"I don't expect you to respond to any of this because it proves how stupid you are and why your article is wrong. Anyway, lets go!"
Well I am responding, so... incorrect assumption.
"We are actually freeing ourselves now. This would be a great time to unite the country so we can free ourselves, taking cheap shots at each other is idiotic and actually helps Argentina."
Whether or not we are freeing ourselves is irrelevant; we were, and still are, under Argentinian rule in most of our country from when I first started this newspaper, first came back onto Erepublik and first saw what the country was like. And making an argument towards the king who is thus far proving to be happy to sit back and do nothing in regard to the matter is incompetent; if he is purely ceremonial, what is his point?
"Woldy isn't a self appointed monarch. He was chosen by the people of the eUK and they still want him there. As you say, you haven't been around, so I don't expect you to understand. He's also never claimed to be any of those things, Frag sounds more like the defender of everything."
Yes, I concede that, from what it seems, he was elected through people wanting him... This still does not excuse the fact that he is failing to be the figurehead a monarch supposed to be. He hasn't claimed to be our defender and champion? Dear boy, that's the problem! A monarch SHOULD be that, but he is not.
"There was a national referendum on appointing someone as dictator. Woldy won. This was for the protection of the country and came right after foreigners took charge of our country and stole money. I'll explain more if you want but Woldy is actually protecting us."
Continued in comment #2
Again, I see now that his ascent was one of election, rather than force. An odd thing, I will say. And yes, please explain more, because from where I am it looks like he is doing literally nothing; claiming to be just there for ceremonial purposes but then stating he is doing things..? That is not ceremonial, that is active.
£Godly is a better description of me but Woldy does have those qualities"
I can see that, you are clearly a man of intelligence; perhaps not omniscience, as you have claimed in jest, but clearly noteworthy. And show how he has those qualities, if you may?
"No, that is what you are doing by taking cheap shots and looking like an idiot. If Argentina think we are all like you then we would look like the least intelligent country in the game."
Again, it is not a cheap shot, it's a well-reasoned argument against a person who seems to have a lot of apologists. As for what Argentina thinks about us; it does not really concern me what a country who has invaded and occupied us for over a month thinks about us. Clearly whatever it is, it's VERY lowly already.
"Yeah but no one will take you seriously."
You yourself my friend, are not everyone.
"Well I'm glad he's not on a weak path then. You'll never gain the throne by acting like an idiot and taking cheap shots at people."
I'd say an inability to act is a very weak path, while claiming to actually do something. He does not seem to have any benefit for the country. And again, not cheap shots, simply arguments. If you can tackle the argument itself, attack the idea of it, eh?
"Idiot."
Troglodyte.
Let me put this simply.
Whenever the country has arguing between two large groups of citizens, whenever we need someone to come up with new ideas, whenever there is a major problem, Woldy is there. He is one of the most reliable citizens of the eUK and as MoHA I can confirm he has sent messages in the government PMs about the current situation. He has done far more to help the eUK than you, and more than most people.
If you believe you have a right to be king or dictator, let me know. I am MoHA and can point you in the right direction. King is not an in-game title and requires the backing of the community to have, you wont get it with the way you are going at the moment. You can get the title of dictator by illegal means (which we will stop you doing) or through a referendum. If you want a referendum let me know, as MoHA I'll help out. If you know someone who could be a better king/dictator than Woldy please let me know or get them to message me and we can follow the same procedure.
As MoHA I would like to request that you don't try to create divisions in this community. By doing that you will stop yourself from getting any power and you will make the eUK weaker. I may not be everyone, but I have held countless government positions and a large portion of the community backs me, I know when you are damaging the country with your rants.
Again, I am the Minister of Home Affairs and if you have any actual problems please let me know.
No, I honestly have no desire for a referendum. I do not feel I could be a better king that Woldy; I feel that anybody could be a better king that Woldy. If I am supposedly going to cause division in the community, it just means that people already agreed with me. If I am stupid and nobody is going to listen to me, so be it. You have nothing to fear as I will just be ignored and shunted.
Unfortunately, I feel that this will not be the case.
If you want a referendum when the country isn't trying to sort any messes out I have no problem, but under the current circumstances we need a united country that doesn't have internal squabbling.
We had a guy over the past few months who published articles exactly like yours. He ended up PTOing (illegally taking over) a party for two months and causing chaos, and we don't want that to happen again which is why I'm very cautious. I'm very happy if you want to get involved in the community for a while, maybe then more people will listen to you.
Most of the community still feel Woldy is a great king and dictator, they see no reason to get rid of him (you will find a small few who disagree - but most disagree with everything). If we had a better replacement who wanted to be king/dictator then it would be open for debate, but almost no one wants to see that debate at the moment.
As I've stated, I understand the crucial matter of this situation in relevance to referendum; I am not advocating for referendum now. I am merely voicing my concerns as I feel that, any time, people have the right to say how they feel. That being said, I am going to tone my rhetoric down as I have come across as rather aggressive, which I apologise for. I just get very passionate about these things.
oh do be quiet ajay
Ajay? My name is Charles??
hah okay mate
Woldstar has nothing to do with Argentina.
ggwp.
Woldy doesn't even run the country he just pushes buttons on behalf of those that do lel
Lol
Voted
LONG LIVE THE RIGHTFUL KING...
KING WILLIAM THE GREAT OF THE HOUSE OF WINDSOR!
As if one wannabe "king" isn't enough, now there's two of you.
Great.
"This an is supposed to represent us"
It does and it does it well, it shows how crap we are!
Ajay - you are priceless!
A National Treasure!
Providing entertainment for the population of eUK for years!